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Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

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if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

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Right.

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge