Pertraxia's Party Palace

Uncles and Nephews can perform especially powerful attacks together. Experiment with different uncles and nephews to discover their unique abilities.

this is what LMFAO did with party rock anthem

Apples are a type of fruit.

You can eat apples and smell them too.

having a best friend who meets your level of freak is unmatched. you present them with the most unhinged, deeply buried thought from the depths of your psyche and instead of blinking blankly they just go "oh absolutely"—and I think that mutual brain rot like that is the highest form of intimacy actually.

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

I understand now why the poets say beauty can blind a man—my eyes grow blurry and dazed as I look upon your form… I am blessed by you, and every thought abandons me. You steal my very breath.

my summer plans consist of unclenching my jaw + forgiving myself

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.