oh my fucking god
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
I'd rather be in outer space πΈ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka

#extradirty
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
art blog(derogatory)

if i look back, i am lost
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RMH
Not today Justin

shark vs the universe

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oh my fucking god

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living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie thatβs been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this
sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be
The midjourney stuff just reminds of when we were trying to find a new platform to host the ao3 donation form, and companies kept trying to tell me about all their "ai" features that would track donor engagement, and figure out the optimal pattern to email individual donors asking for follow up donations, and all the ways they suggest we manipulate people into staying on our websites. It was a great way to filter out who either wasn't listening to us when we described our ethics and donor base, or just didn't believe us.
Now granted ao3 is a unique case based on a) the amount of page views we get in any given time period and b) the fact that most donors absolutely do Not want to be identified as such anywhere, (the default "list of recent donors" module got nuked Immediately) but it surprised me some that the concept of "donors who value their privacy and would be furious at even the whiff of AI" is unique. Some of us really are just existing in different worlds.
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#I just started dropping '2.5 Billion page views a month'#into conversations as early as possible bc they would Not believe me otherwise#it was right up there with having to say 'csam attacks' to get them to take my compartmentalization of information concerns seriously#turns out those are the magic words#otw#op
The last part was kind of insane, honestly. When we started changing platforms for the donor database, I kept telling them that yes I was aware we already had an account for the volunteer database, and no that could not be connected to the donor database. And they said yes fine sure and then connected them anyway. And I called them back and said, excuse me, I'm confused, I can see both databases. And they said, well, yeah, but it's only you, someone has to be able to see both databases to give other users access. The other users can't see both. And I said, no, we have been asking for a completely separate database. I should not be able to see both. And they said, you are one organization, one organization can't have two databases. And I said, last year someone used our volunteer email list to commit approximately one thousand felonies. Please feel free to imagine how much worse it could have been had they had a way to use volunteers' email addresses to get their legal names. We do not want this to be something anyone can do no matter how much we trust them. Let me describe those felonies to you in more detail. And they emailed me two hours later and said, you can have two separate databases.
This post feels like watching an iceberg go by in clear water. The amount of stuff going on beneath the surface of AO3 just astonishes.
(ID in alt)
Approximately one THOUSAND felonies
i will be your 30 year old mutual

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is this gonna get me fired you think
My brain can conjure better ideas and i would never trade that for the slop generator, nor does the resource from our nature and our world that their data center eats
For those who still considering using it, it's not worth it
"Everyone's doing it" is NOT and NEVER a good excuse to do anything, have some principle for once, you can apply this to everything horrible that has happen back then too, everyone's doing it doesnt automatically mean what they're doing is right
"You'd be left behind!!!" Sometimes it's GOOD to be left behind if they all went to a bad direction
It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"
official aro-polyam solidarity post
Mightβve already reblogged this but it needs to be said again
"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me
"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself
βPie, serves 8β yes I 8 it all
i must confess i am weak for some sharp cheddar cheese
*scribbling notes* "taylor... weak to... cheese slashing ... damage"
sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

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π here is a little rainbow for anyone who is sad today
when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure
Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits
I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?
WHO DID THIS
Rockwith Aleaf

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It's my cat's birthday (anniversary of me getting him) so I told him the story of his life while petting him real good
Highlights include:
For your first two years (when you were small) you lived in a foster home with people who raised you into a very polite young man. Two is like you plus me, that's what two is.
Some people adopted you before me and they called you Timmy (which is a stupid name) and they returned your ass almost immediately because you were so annoying at that age.
Like think about how annoying you are right now at seven years old, but way worse.
I'm better than them though, I don't call you Timmy and I wore earplugs to bed for three years because you love to scream at bedtime. Earplugs are like when I roll over and go back to sleep even when you are yelling so so so loud.
I got you at a time in my life when I was really sick (being sick is like when I'm up late because I'm throwing up and you are a very handsome good boy who sits with me) and they had to put me asleep for a procedure. A procedure is like what happened to you when they put you asleep and took your balls away.
Now you've lived with me for five years. Five is like the number of toe beans on one of your feet. When I clip your nails five is when we're halfway done. But we're hopefully not even halfway done with how long we get to be together. I'm gonna have to figure out new ways to help you count.
Actually I've decided this is a poem
We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.
Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare theyβre naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which Iβm allergic to.
Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each otherβs bodies?