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So like are you still a wannabe cop? Kinda crazy that you blew up again

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#so wild that ppl think that op is a “wannabe cop” and use that as a method to discredit him #like. if op wanted to be a cop i guarantee u its not that hard to become one. why do u think so many cops are dogshit. it's easy entry.#its all bad faith the whole way down

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herpsandbirds

Emperor Fairywren (Malurus cyanocephalus), male, family Maluridae, order Passeriformes, Papua New Guinea

photograph by Jun Matsui

#bald.....

treasuredplanet

🫵 embarrassment is improvement's biggest enemy!!!

raccoonmilf

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

raccoonmilf

Umm hello??? Do u have the death note @sharkgalaxy????

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

#chocolate #caramel

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ryan-sometimes

What’s funny about being goth or punk is that kids generally aren’t scared of you. When I’m all dressed up with the big hair, dark makeup, and spiky clothes, little girls in particular treat me like I’m a disney princess

justnoodlefishthings

Lindsay Graham dying before Mitch McConnell is crazy work

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

mochlus

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

#ROZ?????? FUCKING ROZ??????????#SCREAMINGGGG #like randall is right there! but the fucking RECEPTIONIST??#im wheezing i cant handle this they turned the grouchy data clerk into a hot anime boy i cant sjdngnfngjg

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syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

homunculus-argument

Hi you’re supposed to eat double your weight in protein every day hope this helps

homunculus-argument

The key to a successful relationship is hitting the mutual anxiety sweet spot where you're both just a little bit scared that the other one will decide that they deserve better and leave. Just anxious enough that you gotta make sure that they know you love them and try to give them the best life that you can have together, but not anxious enough to start sabotaging shit because having good things is terrifying.

Aiming for "there's a bee inside your car while you're driving it" level of anxious, not "there's a bee inside your shirt whike you're wearing it" anxious.

snaitf

listen, I know what your intent here is, and I fully agree with you, but. Specifically for ME, that metaphor is HILARIOUSLY one-sided. I'm deathly afraid of bees and wasps and would probably crash my car if this happened. My fiances keep bees and have driven entire hours with a FULL HIVE in the back of the car. I have vetoed bee journeys if I'm in the car with them lmao.

homunculus-argument

Would you feel calmer and safer with a bee inside your shirt?

echoesofsong

I had a bee crawl down the back of my shirt once! It was very fuzzy and soft. I do get your point about the bees in the car vs your shirt but people will react differently. At least with the shirt i know where the bee is, whereas in the car it would fly around more and therefore make me panic more

Especially if I’m driving the car, i would not be able to keep my eyes on the road at all and would probably crash

homunculus-argument

it's poll time! would you rather:

have a bee in the car while you're driving

have a bee inside your shirt while you're wearing it

Remaining time: 5 days 18 hours

homunculus-argument

okay let's clarify:

I have been in a car with a bee and choose the car

I have been in a car with a bee and choose the shirt

I have had a bee inside my shirt and I choose the car

I have had a bee inside my shirt and I choose the shirt

I have had both happen to me and would rather choose the car

I have had both happen to me and would rather choose the shirt

I haven't experienced either one, but I think I'd prefer the car

I haven't experienced either one, but I think I'd prefer the shirt

Remaining time: 2 hours 50 minutes

No nuance because you gotta pick one. If you can't drive, in this scenario you magically can. If you can't wear a shirt, in this scenario you magically can. If you think you could think of an option that you would choose if it was available but it isn't, please write it down on a little post-it note, roll it up, and shove it up your ass. If you cannot figure out what answer to choose, ignore this post and continue on your journey without voting. Thank you for your attention.

sobookobsessedreader

Okay, to be fair, I think the point that the first respondant on this chain was making is not 'I think a bee in my shirt is better than a bee in my car', but 'since I am extremely anxious about a bee in my car and my partner is basically fine with a bee in his car, if we are both our version bee-in-a-car level of anxious that would be a really unbalanced relationship'. Which is a fair point (although obviously not OP was talking about) and had nothing to do with the relative anxiety levels of shirt bees and car bees.

homunculus-argument

I'm aware of this, but at this point I just refuse to believe that an entire 20% of people think that having a bee trapped inside your clothes is a preferable option to having a bee inside your car while you're trying to drive.

#I've had a bee fall in my shirt and sting me directly on the tit #from personal experience I'll take the fucking car and anyone who says otherwise is baffling #cars have windows. wind tunnel that fucker out of there. your shirt has folds and creases and moves against your skin unpredictably.#(for a bee)#why would anyone choose a bee down their shirt.#also tumblr users are obsessed with looking at a post and going “That's not how *I* would word/perceive that so I'm going to start an ->#<- argument because i feel the need to correct op on their own experiences bc they don't align with mine.“#truly the website of all time

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kevytmaitohorsma

Reblog this photo of a käpylehmä to have a käpylehmä in your blog

It's a trick! If you reblog you get TWO käpylehmäs in your blog!

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dragon-in-a-fez

what makes us human is our ability to create unnecessary problems in literally any situation. anyone who says it's anything else is selling something

creekfiend

i tend to fuck with ocean deities conceptually, bc very often it's like "if you respect the possible dangers I present and treat me with the respect and caution that merits, you'll mostly be fine. if you dismiss or condescend me or think that you're somehow special and exempt from having to take me seriously, Go In The Ocean Forever"

huge power fantasy for me. I go to the doctor's office and they pat me on the knee and tell me it's psychosomatic. I put them in the ocean forever. life could be a dream

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