kevin day is my problematic wife

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- these prompts are 18+ and include sexual themes, please be warned

☆ { going } down on them in the backseat of a car

☆ { putting } a hand over their mouth to be quiet

☆ { overstimulating } them til they’re begging

☆ { telling } them how good [or bad] they are

☆ { calling } them late at night to come over

☆ { licking } their neck to make them gasp

☆ { whispering } encouragement to them

☆ { crying } because of how good it feels

☆ { holding } their shoulders for stability

☆ { kissing } the marks you left on them

☆ { tying } them down as a punishment

☆ { interlacing } your fingers during it

☆ { trying } a new position with them

☆ { grinding } down against their lap

☆ { slapping } them on [insert place]

☆ { taking } care of them afterwards

☆ { laughing } mid way through

☆ { waking } them up with oral

☆ { pulling } their hair

harris gently pulls shane aside, and very seriously lays out his concerns, expecting shane (and maybe yuna) so come up with a strategy.

and shane responds: “well yeah, it’s funny. we came up with the detailed plans to blow up the chamber of commerce together. the milk was expired so we had to.”

⟢ "I don't like you. I want to be very clear about that before I say the next part."

⟢ "Stop being kind to me. I had a whole system and you're ruining it."

⟢ "I've spent two years perfecting how much I can't stand you. Don't make me start over."

⟢ "You were easier to hate before I knew you."

⟢ "I'm not doing this because I like you. I'm doing this because you'd die without me and that would be inconvenient."

⟢ "Don't read into this. I'd do it for anyone."

⟢ "You looked cold. That's the only reason. Don't make it weird."

⟢ "I hate that you make me laugh. I genuinely hate it."

⟢ "I've been waiting for you to do something awful again so I can go back to hating you properly. You keep not doing it."

⟢ "We're not friends. Whatever this is, it's not that."

⟢ "I noticed you weren't there. I wasn't looking for you. I just noticed."

⟢ "Stop smiling at me like that. You know exactly what you're doing."

⟢ "I trusted you on accident. I'd like it back please."

⟢ "This doesn't mean anything. Tonight doesn't mean anything. Say it back."

⟢ "I came back for the mission. Not for you. Absolutely not for you."

⟢ "You're infuriating and you're the most interesting person I've ever met and I resent both of those things."

⟢ "I've kissed people I like less. That's all I'm saying."

⟢ "Don't die. I'm serious. I will be so angry at you if you die."

⟢ "You're not what I thought you were. I haven't figured out if that's better or worse yet."

⟢ "I don't forgive you. But I think I'm getting there and I hate that most of all."

⟢ "We can be civil. We can be civil and nothing else and that's fine. That's completely fine."

⟢ "I think about arguing with you when I can't sleep. It's very effective. Don't ask why."

⟢ "You make it very hard to despise you and I wish you'd stop."

⟢ "I've been awful to you and you keep showing up anyway. What's wrong with you."