kevin day is my problematic wife

y’all might not know this about me but i am a big fan of vampires

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

My heated rivalry ick in fic is when they have Shane be good at cunnilingus like I’m sorry even straight men are grossed out and/or bad at it and they like that anatomy I can see Shane WANTING objectively to be good at it because he wants a good grade in boyfriend so he can say I Am Totoally Straight tm but I just don’t buy he can get enough enthusiasm to make it good enough to counter whatever face he probably makes when confronted with that anatomy

AND THEN apparently Shane doesn’t watch porn ever I’m out 😭😭

I want Kevin’s books to be gritty and dark and gut me from the inside out. I want to feel the ache of a bleeding empty ribcage. I want to hear the voices of his best friend-brother-boyfriend-master-god through every single emotion. I want to float on the emptiness of alcohol. I want the burn of over exerted muscles until the shot is perfect.

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

when you reblog a post about life being hopeless as an acknowledgement that your own life sucks and then your mutuals reblog the same post from you and tag it with the name of a hockey player it's like oh. so it's just me and this millionaire bastard in canada

Wymack taking care of Neil post-Christmas