I had a wonderful idea!!!
Imagine for a moment Jack is ready to come out, the PR prepares a statement and everything, but the thing gets leaked.
Later on in the emergency press conference, Jack accidentally let’s slip that he’s seeing somebody from Samwell.
Bitty panics. They had a plan!
He’s not out to his parents and they were going to wait till he went back this summer, told them, explained he was dating Jack, gave them a crash course on what to expect from the press and then be in Providence with Jack when he read the statement.
Now, you know that saying that the best place to hide a book it’s in a library? Because the Samwell team does.
Ransom, Holster, Shitty and the frogs give different and ‘exclusive’ interviews with different news channels about how they are dating Jack Zimmermann.
The rest of the team, the ones we never see but are about 20 people, also give interviews or make tweets, Facebook posts and statements staying they are dating Jack Zimmermann.
And since Jack never said the person was still going to Samwell, alumni players catch up on what’s going on and start making statements of their own.
There are reporters around of course, and they are all annoyed and frustrated by this, but doing their best to ‘report’ the news.
Bitty gets caught up on the way to class and asked if he’s Jack Zimmermann’s boyfriend. Before he can freeze, Lardo elbows him and then he smiles his polite southern smile.
“Of course, I’m dating Jack.”
“How did it began?” Reporter asks skeptically because she already asked 3 other people and they all gave ridiculous stories.
“Well, the day he graduated I was feeling a bit emotional because he was leaving Samwell and we said our goodbyes, I came to the haus and was waiting for the shuttle to come pick me up to the airport, when Jack suddenly showed up after running across campus and kissed me! We didn’t talk much because then he had to leave to meet his parents for dinner but that’s how it started.”
Reporter, even more skeptical. “That sounds a lot like a movie scene. With you know, the running before you go to the airport part.”
“Uh-huh” says reporter convinced that the story it’s 100% bullshit and that Canadian-robot Jack Zimmermann would never do something like that.
And basically for a month you have all of Samwell claiming to be dating Jack, giving ridiculous stories and trying to be the most convincing choice.
Shitty posts pictures that frankly are hard to disputed of him kissing Jack’s cheek while naked.
Ransom posts photos of his own where they are golfing and have matching outfits.
Holster has a photo that kind of looks like he has his arms around Jack’s neck, which is kind of true only he was trying to strangle him after a very heated monopoly game.
Bitty posts one of them baking and throwing flour at each other.
There’s online polls about who is the real boyfriend and like imagine people being super invested in this, bachelor style.
Bitty it’s like in the 4th place because people think his stories are super cute but totally made up, like ‘Jack bought me an oven for my birthday’ seriously dude, put some effort into this.
They do a hockey themed puck ceremony when they are ready to come out, it’s ridiculous and super dramatic and Jack looks pained to be involved in this but it’s awesome and the Internet loves it.
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