Second floor hallway of the Haus at 2am

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Second floor hallway of the Haus at 2am

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random wellie at 3am: I think…I might start using they/them pronouns? shitty: (surrounded by weed smoke, immediately puts down blunt) thank you so much for trusting me with that
“i’m sad” no you’re not. this picture exists
self reminder :)
I had a wonderful idea!!!
Imagine for a moment Jack is ready to come out, the PR prepares a statement and everything, but the thing gets leaked.
Later on in the emergency press conference, Jack accidentally let’s slip that he’s seeing somebody from Samwell.
Bitty panics. They had a plan!
He’s not out to his parents and they were going to wait till he went back this summer, told them, explained he was dating Jack, gave them a crash course on what to expect from the press and then be in Providence with Jack when he read the statement.
Now, you know that saying that the best place to hide a book it’s in a library? Because the Samwell team does.
Ransom, Holster, Shitty and the frogs give different and ‘exclusive’ interviews with different news channels about how they are dating Jack Zimmermann.
The rest of the team, the ones we never see but are about 20 people, also give interviews or make tweets, Facebook posts and statements staying they are dating Jack Zimmermann.
And since Jack never said the person was still going to Samwell, alumni players catch up on what’s going on and start making statements of their own.
There are reporters around of course, and they are all annoyed and frustrated by this, but doing their best to ‘report’ the news.
Bitty gets caught up on the way to class and asked if he’s Jack Zimmermann’s boyfriend. Before he can freeze, Lardo elbows him and then he smiles his polite southern smile.
“Of course, I’m dating Jack.”
“How did it began?” Reporter asks skeptically because she already asked 3 other people and they all gave ridiculous stories.
“Well, the day he graduated I was feeling a bit emotional because he was leaving Samwell and we said our goodbyes, I came to the haus and was waiting for the shuttle to come pick me up to the airport, when Jack suddenly showed up after running across campus and kissed me! We didn’t talk much because then he had to leave to meet his parents for dinner but that’s how it started.”
Reporter, even more skeptical. “That sounds a lot like a movie scene. With you know, the running before you go to the airport part.”
“It was very special.”
“Uh-huh” says reporter convinced that the story it’s 100% bullshit and that Canadian-robot Jack Zimmermann would never do something like that.
And basically for a month you have all of Samwell claiming to be dating Jack, giving ridiculous stories and trying to be the most convincing choice.
Shitty posts pictures that frankly are hard to disputed of him kissing Jack’s cheek while naked.
Ransom posts photos of his own where they are golfing and have matching outfits.
Holster has a photo that kind of looks like he has his arms around Jack’s neck, which is kind of true only he was trying to strangle him after a very heated monopoly game.
Bitty posts one of them baking and throwing flour at each other.
There’s online polls about who is the real boyfriend and like imagine people being super invested in this, bachelor style.
Bitty it’s like in the 4th place because people think his stories are super cute but totally made up, like ‘Jack bought me an oven for my birthday’ seriously dude, put some effort into this.
They do a hockey themed puck ceremony when they are ready to come out, it’s ridiculous and super dramatic and Jack looks pained to be involved in this but it’s awesome and the Internet loves it.

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madison is really just
bitty: anyway here’s another boring thing about my hometown jack: incredible. wow. is this how eric richard bittle lives? is this how you came to be? tell me more. of course this is your essence bitty: that’s the grocery store jack: you mean where you get your pie materials
ngozis twitter is incredible
it is.... his birthday. his day of birth if you will. this is the face of a man who is now 31 years old
please, have more pics of the best boy
ok im done, yes i saved 30 pictures of jack zimmermann to my phone for this post, it's his birthday!!!!!
Justin “Ransom” Oluransi from Check, Please! was a pleasure to have in class!
How had I never considered of this...
Jack’s Brain: Oh my God, I’m in love with Bitty.
Jack’s Brain: Oh my God, BITTY IS PROBABLY IN LOVE WITH ME!!!
Five seconds ago Jack had no idea why Bitty was so upset. By the time he gets to the Haus he is so confident that Bitty would be interested in kissing him back that he goes for it without preamble. I’ve never seen a fic walk us through the steps between those two points. Is he instantly sure, the way he is about his own feelings? Is he plagued with doubts until he sees Bitty weeping in his old room?
In my head, I’ve always thought about this moment, and how he doesn’t even question if a relationship with Bitty is something he should pursue, as evidence that he just feels so much for Bitty that he can’t hold it in. There is a lot of textual evidence for that! They’re downright reckless with their love sometimes.
What if running across campus is at least as much about realizing that Bitty is heartbroken and deciding that he can’t let that stand for one second longer?

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You know this comic’s had a lot of kisses. A lot of good kisses. Cute kisses. Important kisses. But you know my favorite kiss of them all?
This one.
Okay so not only is the kiss a “I don’t really want to go let me just kiss you one more time before I do” kind of kiss, but it’s also an insurance kiss. An intentional kiss. Let’s be real, neither of them have had time to process this, but they’ve at least had time for a minimum of one thought each, and I’d like to assume it’s these:
Jack: okay he’s holding my hands and he didn’t slap me and he’s looking at me I think this is okay and I want to kiss him again why the hell did this take so long
Bitty: he just kissed me omg he just kissed me I just kissed Jack I just kissed a person what just happened please please please do it again
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Just overheard Eric Bittle say he liked our whoopie pies… I think that’s more than enough to convince you to come eat brunch at Jerry’s
Bitty getting a book deal remains very funny to me because he literally would not do his thesis, they had to disconnect the oven!!!!
He's just going to bake and bake and say it's research and write nothing down and the day before he has a draft due he'll be at the Haus with literally everyone, SMH past and present, writing and just typing up recipes to get it done and Ransom has a spreadsheet made on how to get it done effectively while Bitty stress bakes and yells stuff like "Chowder stop drawing sharks on that recipe" and "Jack stop putting a pronunciation guide for pecan!!" and "Nursey it's not an Ode to Blueberry it is a recipe"
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Jack and Shitty’s friendship summed up:

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AU where these are Holster’s favorite socks and he has to wear them the day before a game for luck
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