The Samwell Swallow

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***(enthusiastic verbal consent is key please see not-so-sober monitors shitty knight and john johnson and they will unleash all 10 plagues onto any violators)

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But Moomaw and my Mama raised me better than to let what other people say get to me. Well, it doesn’t get to me too much.

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