Capitalism Won’t Let Me Pay For Things W/ Crawdads

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

how could i ever leave tumblr

taking antidepressants and listening to nine inch nails so the effects cancel out and my libido comes out perfectly normal

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

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the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

everytime this gets notes there's a chance i will see them while outside without sunscreen and go oh yeah. so ty for being part in my cancer prevention

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

#This is the representation I’ve been looking for

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent