Don't Think About Zimbits

"heated riv-" SHUT UP CHECK PLEASE YEAR 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When are they gonna make a tv show about two clowns who are gay & having an affair that they have to keep secret because of the homophobia in the clown industry & they have explicit gay clown sex on screen

the best thing a man can do is have big brown eyes. the second best thing a man can do is be bisexual

forever disappointed that there was never an omgcp ep featuring the lax team where every lax bro clearly has an smh counterpart

we mustnt let these Christmas festivities and whatnot distract us from the true meaning of Thursday

when were all these hockey romances first published because i feel we need to give credit to the og og check please fans please stand up. pretty sure jack zimmerman invented kissing your boyfriend on the ice after you win the stanley cup

#lardo: is there a “the third” in there?? #shitty: …maybe

@samoblsanya: #lardo: the heart wants what the heart wants #lardos heart: *points to a white boy with generational wealth* #lardo: um what the fuck

f&@k it i'm willing to make this canon if this gets 10000 votes.

Explanation: The vast majority of homeowners insurance plans do not cover flood damage. You need separate flood insurance. Yes. I think it’s stupid too.

JackHoltz 50 years down the road Jack goes “I always thought we would’ve slept together” and Holster says “it’s not too late” and Jack goes “mm. it is”

the omgcp tv show has to be a period piece because if bitty had had access to tiktok at samwell, he would never have passed that degree