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Jim from THE OFFICE has sure buffed up. I mean, I’ll low key dying to see him shirtless in his new movie 😉😉😉
A short piece - Thor and Loki
The sound of thundering voices made Loki wince. Weren’t they supposed to get back tomorrow? It couldn’t be possibly be tomorrow already, could it?
He quickened his pace and on hearing a familiar voice, he ran towards the short wall in the distance, and vaulted over it, breathing a sigh of relief when he was safely on the other side.
“Loki! Brother?”
Loki closed his eyes, hoping against hope that he wouldn’t be found out.
The footsteps faded and he relaxed, leaning against the wall. Assured that he wouldn’t now be discovered, he took out the book he had sneaked from his mother’s collection and opened it.
He didn’t know how much time had passed as he flipped page after page, engrossed in the different techniques that were laid out, his scepter lying across his lap, carelessly.
”That seems rather boring, brother.”
Loki froze as he noticed the strand of familiar golden hair spilling over his shoulder. He grit his teeth as he realized that he had not noticed his brother sneaking up on him.
Reigning his temper in, he closed his eyes and sighed, snapping the book shut.
“Thor.”
“Are you still angry with me Loki?”
The sad tilt to his brother’s voice made him turn his head and look into those blue blue eyes. Thor’s head was on his shoulder and their faces were not a centimeter apart.
Loki raised a brow, and asked sardonically, “What do you think, brother?”
Thor blinked and broke eye contact. Putting his arms around the slightly leaner form of his sibling, he pulled him into his harder form, settling his chin on Loki’s shoulder.
“I do not like it when you are upset with me.”
“I am aware.”
“Forgive me?”
Loki tried to pull away, “Absolutely not. That was my most prized possession.”
Thor refused to budge, his arms like bands of steel. “I thought I was your most prized possession, brother.”
Loki muttered something under his breath.
“I apologize.”
“I do not want your apology, brother. I simply do not wish to see you.”
Thor was silent, “You did not come to see me off when I left for the mission.”
“As I said, you -”
“What if I had died?”
Loki rolled his eyes, “I doubt that.” However, his hand tightened on his brother’s wrist.
“Such confidence, brother.”
“Yes, well. Now let me go.”
“Hmm, no. What were you doing?”
“Reading.”
“Reading what?”
“A book.”
“About what?”
“Do you have nothing better to do than to torment me, Thor?”
“Well, “ Thor’s hand slipped lower only to be caught firmly by Loki’s hand. He grinned, “I do but you don’t seem to want to let me do that.”
“You are rather annoying today. Go see mother.”
“I have already met her. Which reminds me; She wants her book back.”
Loki grabbed his scepter and twirled it nimbly within his fingers, hitting his brother in the abdomen with it. As Thor cursed and released him, Loki stood up and straightened his clothing.
He started walking away only to hear the rush of footsteps. Seeing his brother rushing towards him with a determined look in his eyes, he stepped back startled and dashed towards the one refuge that would always be granted to him.
“Mother!”
“Loki!” His mother looked a little surprised to see her eldest running towards her, a look of desperation on his face.
“Mother! Thor is -”
He grabbed his mother by the waist using her as a shield against his brother who burst into the room. “Tell him to stop bothering me! I do not wish to see his face!”
“Boys.”
Thor rumbled, “It was just a stupid crystal!”
“I obtained it with a lot of effort you brainless -”
“Loki! Language!”
Loki pursed his lips and looked away. His mother patted his cheek, lovingly, “You boys are too old to get me involved in your disputes. Sort this out among yourselves. However, I want to see the both of you on amiable terms by dinner.”
She left the room to a smirking Thor and a scowling Loki.
The next few minutes passed in silence as Loki stubbornly refused to acknowledge the existence of his brother.
“I am sorry, Loki.”
Loki remained silent. It was one thing to be looked down by everyone else but when his own brother mocked his hard work, it shook him down to the core.
“Will you never forgive me?”
“That particular amythest was important to my work. I obtained it after a lot of effort and you just destroyed all of my hard work within seconds.”
“I know. Which is why I got you this”
A familiar rock dangled in front of Loki’s eyes. Those green eyes widened, “How? Where did you-”
Thor put the rock in Loki’s hands, “I made a detour during our way back. It wasn’t easy to find, but I managed to get my hands on this. It is not as fine and pure as the one you had and I had to conduct a lot of research to make sure this was the right one -”
Loki raised a brow, “You read books for me?
Thor grumbled, “You were hurting. I do not like that.”
Loki was silent and kept looking at him till he had to look away from that intense gaze, “Well, aren’t you going to see if it is the right kind?”
“I don’t have to. Lock that door.”
As Thor obeyed, he asked, “Are you not - Oomph!”
Clearly his brother had forgiven him.
Wrote this when I first joined for someone else - Lily and James planning their future
Lily smiled down at the closed eyes of her fiance as he pretended to be asleep.Running her fingers through his tousled black, she let herself dream.
A tug on her hair brought her back to her surroundings.
“What were you thinking about?” Clear hazel eyes studied hers, curiously.
Lily let him play with her hair and she smiled again, “Our future. We’ll be married in a few days. Everything will be so different.”
James pulled her down by her hair and kissed her. As he released her, he murmured, “Yeah. Us against the world. I can deal with that.”
Before Lily could reply, a drawling voice entered the conversation, “Careful James. Your inner woman is showing.”
James did not move his eyes away from his fiancee’s. A flick of the wand and a howl.
Sirius came into view, holding his singed robes, a scowl on his face, “These were new, mate. Clarissa just gave them to me.”
It was Lily’s turn to scowl, “You make my best friend buy you clothes?”
“She insists. I’m a gentleman.”
“And a leecher.” Remus spoke from behind him. “Hello Lily. James.”
“How did the exam go?”
Remus smiled tiredly at Lily, “Let’s just say the exhaustion from last night’s activities caused me to fall asleep.”
Sirius snickered, “Three times. Binn poured water over his head to keep him up.”
Remus just looked at his friend till his snickering died down and he started to twitch uncomfortably.
Satisfied that his arrogant companion had learnt his lesson, Remus sat down next to James, facing Lily, “Did you pick a venue yet?”
Lily nodded, “Mr and Mrs. Potter offered their house. And James seems to have something up his sleeve.”
At Remus’s guilty look, Lily pounced, “You know too!? What are you guys planning?”
“Nothing! You’re just over stressed. There is nothing -”
“Yeah, Lily. Like we would plan something and not tell you.”
Lily glared at Sirius, “Uh, yeah, yeah you would.”
James tried to change the subject, “You said something about flower arrangements the other day.”
Sirius chose the moment for the most impromptu topic, “More importantly, when will I have a godchild?”
Lily coughed, her face red. James swore a red streak. Remus rolled his eyes.
Sirius leaned forward, earnestly, “No, no, guys. I’m serious. I will be the first child’s god father, right?”
At the silence that followed, he narrowed his eyes, and emphasized, “Right?”
Lily looked at James and they looked at Sirius, “Well, it’s just. I was kinda hoping Remus would do us the honor.”
“What? What?” Sirius’s eyes bulged out of his head.
Remus tried to contain his smirk.
“But - but he’s a werewolf! What if you need to go for a night out and it’s his time of the month!”
The ridiculous excuse had Remus snorting.
“Besides, my godson will need a male role mode.”
“Hey!” James protested, offended.
Sirius continued like he had not just insulted the father of his not yet conceived godson, “A real man.”
Lily tried to keep a straight face, “But Sirius, think about it. What if you have a date and we need to leave our daughter with you? We would never dream of interfering with your love life.”
“My godson will be my first priority! Lilyyy!”
At hearing the whine in his voice, James roared with laughter, “Put him out his misery, Lily.”
“Wait - What?”
Lily waggled her fingers at him, “Three things: A) We will have a daughter first. B) She will not be spoiled under any circumstance C) When she starts dating -”
“-After she’s thirty.” James added, reasonably.
Lily ignored him, “-When she starts dating, you will not chase off her boyfriend. You will not pee on his leg. You will not eat his shoes. You will not stalk her date to his house and then howl outside his window at night.”
As James and Sirius looked guiltily at each other, she raised a brow, “I found the list boys. I burnt the list.”
Remus looked thoughtfully, “What if you have a son?”
~ Kjpanny Kjchristie17
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Destial Take 1
Castiel’s eyes were glued to the television screen. Dean had told him not to watch the pizza guy porn when the guys were around so he had switched to the channel when both brothers left to grab some dinner.
He had wanted to see how the relationship between the pizza man and the female customer had ended, but instead this was different. The kind of different that had him puzzled and unsure. How could a man-?
Hearing the door unlock, he mumbled a hello and didn’t tear his gaze away from the television until he heard Dean’s deep voice from the entrance.
“Hey! Cas!”
Castiel blinked and turned his head towards where the hunter stood, holding two pizza boxes, a frown on his face.
“Dean.”
“You look like somebody ate your favorite cereal. What’s up?”
The angel tilted his head slightly not detecting any of the sarcasm that the older hunter usually spoke with, and looked a little confused, “I don’t have a favorite cereal.”
Dean rolled his eyes, “Never mind.” He walked over to the low coffee table and dropped the pizza boxes on it, “Grab some beer from the fridge. Sam’s bringing pie for dessert.”
Castiel found himself watching the grinning hunter, his thoughts wandering, curiosity rampant. “Dean.”
Knowing that his instructions had been ignored by the oblivious angel, Dean narrowed his eyes at him, “Beer, please. You need to start lending a hand around here, Cas. You’re starting to become a-”
“Dean.”
The hunters threw his hands up in the air, annoyed, “What?!”
Castiel stood up, wanting to satisfy his curiosity, “A man and a woman can have sex, right?”
Dean stared at him, “You’ve asked plenty of dumb questions before, Cas. But this one-” He shook his head, dumbfounded. “Of course a man and a woman can have sex, you moron. What was that dumbass porn you were watching the other day?”
The angel was not deterred by the heavy sarcasm in Dean’s deep voice. “What about men?”
The hunter was peeking into the pizza box and did not notice that Castiel had moved closer to him. Nor did he register the question as such, “What about men?”
Castiel cleared his throat, “Can men have sex with other men?”
Dean froze, “What the fuck, Cas? Don’t tell me you’re into dudes?”
“No-I-” He struggled to explain, “There was porn.” He decided to go with that.
The horrified look on Dean’s face grew into a scowl, when he marched over to the muted television that was still on, “Why the fuck are you watching gay porn, Cas?”
He grabbed the remote, ignoring the angel who had trailed after him, and switched it off, growling, “Stop watching gay porn! You’re already confused about everything else in here. I don’t need you to start wondering about your damn sexual preferences now!”
Castiel wasn’t listening, his eyes focused on Dean’s scowling face. The man in the video had worn a similar expression before the other man had kissed it away.
He wondered whether kissing Dean would calm him down.
To say he was surprised was an understatement, when Dean found himself slammed against the wall, Cas’s face hovering near to his, a curious gleam in those blue eyes
Exasperated, the hunter snarled at him, “Personal space, Cas! How many times do we-”
He didn’t get any further before a warm pair of lips smashed onto his. Shock permeated his mind as he found himself pinned to the wall with the terrifying strength of the angel.
“Cas-”
His words were cut off again, as this time Cas’s lips were gentler and yet firm, as if the angel wasn’t done yet.
Dean could feel his blood heating and a part of him shouted in outrage and a separate part of him sat and watched. His relationship with Cas was different. There was something intense about their bond and right now as Cas’s hand gripped his neck in a possessive hold, and his tongue forced his mouth open, Dean starting giving up.
He fought at first.
He wasn’t into men.
He liked the soft bodies of women. He liked women!
But as Cas’s rough hand gripped his throat in a hold that demanded submission and his other one lay on his flat stomach, Dean found himself submitting.
His heart was pounding, and his cock was throbbing. It needed relief. But Cas’s tongue was in his mouth and he sucked his tongue and explored his mouth and Dean was helpless against the assault.
He groaned as the angel bit his lower lip and then sucked on it, before diving right back in to feast on Dean’s mouth.
The hunter couldn’t think. His mind was blank as sensation overtook reason. His hands were gripping Cas’s overcoat for purchase as the angel played with him.
His moan had Cas tightening the hold on his neck, making Dean gasp his name, his green eyes dazed with pleasure and growing lust.
Cas wasn’t gentle. He didn’t treat the hunter like he was delicate. He took his pleasure and ravaged his mouth, moving down to suck on his jaw and then finding his way back to his mouth.
He demanded.
He took.
Finally releasing his mouth, Cas didn’t let go of his neck and studied Dean’s face as the hunter tried to compose himself and find the righteous anger that lay somewhere inside of him.
“The detective was right.” Castiel murmured.
“What?” Dean asked, hoarsely, trying to grasp onto reality.
Cas gave his odd little smile, “I could kiss the scowl off of your face.”
Then he frowned and looked down at his own raging erection, “What do I do about that, though?”
Dean slammed his head back against the wall, cursing.
*******
Hi y'all,
I’ve read various Dean and Castiel fanfics and I couldn’t find just the right amount for character for each. So, I decided to write snippets of their relationship. This is not a fanfiction. It’s random hot pieces of their relationship that might, or might not, link up together.
Keep following me for Take 2
Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.
I love abandoned ruins so much
the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic
Now I can’t help but imagine a 60 year old seriel killer at a millenials door waiting, mad as fuck, checking his watch , and leaving out of frustration and writes a blog post about how millenials are ruining this country
Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?
Destial Take 1
Castiel's eyes were glued to the television screen. Dean had told him not to watch the pizza guy porn when the guys were around so he had switched to the channel when both brothers left to grab some dinner.
He had wanted to see how the relationship between the pizza man and the female customer had ended, but instead this was different. The kind of different that had him puzzled and unsure. How could a man-?
Hearing the door unlock, he mumbled a hello and didn't tear his gaze away from the television until he heard Dean's deep voice from the entrance.
"Hey! Cas!"
Castiel blinked and turned his head towards where the hunter stood, holding two pizza boxes, a frown on his face.
"Dean."
"You look like somebody ate your favorite cereal. What's up?"
The angel tilted his head slightly not detecting any of the sarcasm that the older hunter usually spoke with, and looked a little confused, "I don't have a favorite cereal."
Dean rolled his eyes, "Never mind." He walked over to the low coffee table and dropped the pizza boxes on it, "Grab some beer from the fridge. Sam's bringing pie for dessert."
Castiel found himself watching the grinning hunter, his thoughts wandering, curiosity rampant. "Dean."
Knowing that his instructions had been ignored by the oblivious angel, Dean narrowed his eyes at him, "Beer, please. You need to start lending a hand around here, Cas. You're starting to become a-"
"Dean."
The hunters threw his hands up in the air, annoyed, "What?!"
Castiel stood up, wanting to satisfy his curiosity, "A man and a woman can have sex, right?"
Dean stared at him, "You've asked plenty of dumb questions before, Cas. But this one-" He shook his head, dumbfounded. "Of course a man and a woman can have sex, you moron. What was that dumbass porn you were watching the other day?"
The angel was not deterred by the heavy sarcasm in Dean's deep voice. "What about men?"
The hunter was peeking into the pizza box and did not notice that Castiel had moved closer to him. Nor did he register the question as such, "What about men?"
Castiel cleared his throat, "Can men have sex with other men?"
Dean froze, "What the fuck, Cas? Don't tell me you're into dudes?"
"No-I-" He struggled to explain, "There was porn." He decided to go with that.
The horrified look on Dean's face grew into a scowl, when he marched over to the muted television that was still on, "Why the fuck are you watching gay porn, Cas?"
He grabbed the remote, ignoring the angel who had trailed after him, and switched it off, growling, "Stop watching gay porn! You're already confused about everything else in here. I don't need you to start wondering about your damn sexual preferences now!"
Castiel wasn't listening, his eyes focused on Dean's scowling face. The man in the video had worn a similar expression before the other man had kissed it away.
He wondered whether kissing Dean would calm him down.
To say he was surprised was an understatement, when Dean found himself slammed against the wall, Cas's face hovering near to his, a curious gleam in those blue eyes
Exasperated, the hunter snarled at him, "Personal space, Cas! How many times do we-"
He didn't get any further before a warm pair of lips smashed onto his. Shock permeated his mind as he found himself pinned to the wall with the terrifying strength of the angel.
"Cas-"
His words were cut off again, as this time Cas's lips were gentler and yet firm, as if the angel wasn't done yet.
Dean could feel his blood heating and a part of him shouted in outrage and a separate part of him sat and watched. His relationship with Cas was different. There was something intense about their bond and right now as Cas's hand gripped his neck in a possessive hold, and his tongue forced his mouth open, Dean starting giving up.
He fought at first.
He wasn't into men.
He liked the soft bodies of women. He liked women!
But as Cas's rough hand gripped his throat in a hold that demanded submission and his other one lay on his flat stomach, Dean found himself submitting.
His heart was pounding, and his cock was throbbing. It needed relief. But Cas's tongue was in his mouth and he sucked his tongue and explored his mouth and Dean was helpless against the assault.
He groaned as the angel bit his lower lip and then sucked on it, before diving right back in to feast on Dean's mouth.
The hunter couldn't think. His mind was blank as sensation overtook reason. His hands were gripping Cas's overcoat for purchase as the angel played with him.
His moan had Cas tightening the hold on his neck, making Dean gasp his name, his green eyes dazed with pleasure and growing lust.
Cas wasn't gentle. He didn't treat the hunter like he was delicate. He took his pleasure and ravaged his mouth, moving down to suck on his jaw and then finding his way back to his mouth.
He demanded.
He took.
Finally releasing his mouth, Cas didn't let go of his neck and studied Dean's face as the hunter tried to compose himself and find the righteous anger that lay somewhere inside of him.
"The detective was right." Castiel murmured.
"What?" Dean asked, hoarsely, trying to grasp onto reality.
Cas gave his odd little smile, "I could kiss the scowl off of your face."
Then he frowned and looked down at his own raging erection, "What do I do about that, though?"
Dean slammed his head back against the wall, cursing.
*******
Hi y'all,
I've read various Dean and Castiel fanfics and I couldn't find just the right amount for character for each. So, I decided to write snippets of their relationship. This is not a fanfiction. It's random hot pieces of their relationship that might, or might not, link up together.
Keep following me for Take 2
I want this to happen.

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When I was 13 years old and curious about sex and love, I asked my mom if she had had sex before marrying my father (of whom she is still married to, and has been since before I was born). She said that that wasn’t really a ‘yes’ or ‘no’ question. I said ‘sure it is, you’ve either had sex before him, or you haven’t’. She brought me onto the couch and sat me down and told me about the boy she liked when she was young and how one night she snuck into his house while his parents were gone and they were kissing and he said they should have sex and she said that she wanted to save sex for marriage and he laughed and basically took all her clothes off and he raped her and as my mom was telling the story she cried and this was the second time I had ever seen my mom cry. She was 12 when it happened.
In grade 8 I got a call from my friend in the middle of the night and she was drunk in the park crying and told me that she went out that night with some other friends and they drank a little and her guy “friend” starting flirting and yes she laughed at first but then he tried to pull her shirt over her head and she pulled away and he ripped her shirt and it was her favourite shirt and then he pushed her to her knees and HIS BEST FRIEND HELD HER JAW OPEN WHILE HE FACE FUCKED HER. And so I went to the park and picked her up and took her home and slept in her bed with her except we didn’t sleep because she just cried and her mouth bled and this was four years ago but I still have to be the one to bring her items to the till it the cashier is a man, and she still has anxiety attacks and she’ll get a rash all over her body and I just want to kill those boys but instead they are still walking around. And I’m in the bathroom with her, dabbing at her skin with a warm cloth until it returns to its regular colour.
And in grade 9 one of my closest friends was kinda seeing this boy and so they hung out one night and then she said that she really had to be getting back home and he said that she wasn’t going anywhere until she gave him what he wanted and he parked the car and took off her clothes and she said no and he ignored her and so she laid in the backseat totally limp and just cried and it wasn’t even sex, he just masterbated by using her body instead of his hand and she came to school the next day with vodka in her water bottle and she drank all day and I had to fight her to get the alcohol away from her and she just cried and threw up and I skipped class while I held her hair back and that same boy texted me a month later, asking if I ever wanted to hangout sometime.
And in that same year my very best friend who has never even kissed a boy, confessed to me that when she was 9 years old, her 12 year old cousin made her give him a hand job and he told her that was what cousins do and he gave her a chocolate bar afterwards and she told me that he probably doesn’t even remember it but that it’s something that she’ll never have the luxury of forgetting.
And in grade 10 I knew a girl who invited her best friend over to watch Disney movies and then he started to put his hands down her pants and she said no but she is 130lbs and he is 220lbs and he called her a tease while she tried to fight him but he used one hand to hold her down, and the other to put inside of her and i was the one to push her inside of a classroom and stand in front of her while calling the police when he showed up at our school looking for her and she was so damn scared.
And a few months later I skipped class and was in the car with a guy who i had had unprotected sex with in the past while under the influence of cocaine but this time I was sober and I insisted we use a condom but he told me he couldn’t feel anything while the condom was on so he ripped it off and I said I refused to have unprotected sex again and so he just grabbed me and forced himself into my mouth and I was crying and he pulled me onto him and I just came saying “stop” over and over like a broken record but he must’ve heard something different because he went until he came and I just sat naked in the backseat while he drove me back to the school and said “we should do this again sometime”. And I had five showers that night and I scratched at my skin so hard to try and rip his fingerprints off of me, I still have the scars.
And I found out soon afterwards that that same guy had raped a classmate of mine, 5 months earlier and she told me about how he brought her McDonald’s first, and how he said they could take things slow and she told me about how he didn’t listen to her either. And he goes to our school and so after she told me about her incident and I told her about mine, we decided to report it to the police and the trial is currently still going on and he told people about it, except in his version we are just “asking for attention” and all his friends talk about how bad they feel for him. As if HE is the one that still wakes up screaming. As if HE felt like his skin no longer was beautiful, no longer belonged to him. And I held her in my arms as she bawled after giving the police her statement. And she did the same for me.
And I met a woman a year ago in a paint store and she had a service dog and I asked what the dog was for and it turns out that she had been so brutally raped and abused in her life, that the dog is literally trained to keep men away from her.
And I’m so FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS WORLD WE ARE LIVING IN. How many rape victims eyes have I already looked into? How many more will I? And how many more friends will I hold while they shake? Because I don’t know how many more I can take. And who the fuck still has the nerve to make rape jokes? And… Something just has to change. Please, someone just start being that change.
-16 year old girl
Did I reblog this already I dont care
I was reading this thinking “This is sick, I feel so bad for these girls” and then I realized I am one of these girls. I was molested by my father’s friend and I live with the pain everyday, and just by looking at me or talking to me no one would ever know. So many innocent girls have to live with this, and never tell anyone. I promised myself a long time ago that one day I would stop this from happening, and I still believe I can.
When they say this is a man’s world, it feels true at times. And it’s disturbing.
you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital
Ocassionaly. For all the attention.
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‘You DUMB FUCK!’
‘I’m running out of this goddamn ink’
‘STUPID FUCKERS! WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM A GODDAMN KNIFE IN THE FIRST PLACE’
Wrote this when I first joined for someone else - Lily and James planning their future
Lily smiled down at the closed eyes of her fiance as he pretended to be asleep.Running her fingers through his tousled black, she let herself dream.
A tug on her hair brought her back to her surroundings.
“What were you thinking about?” Clear hazel eyes studied hers, curiously.
Lily let him play with her hair and she smiled again, “Our future. We’ll be married in a few days. Everything will be so different.”
James pulled her down by her hair and kissed her. As he released her, he murmured, “Yeah. Us against the world. I can deal with that.”
Before Lily could reply, a drawling voice entered the conversation, “Careful James. Your inner woman is showing.”
James did not move his eyes away from his fiancee’s. A flick of the wand and a howl.
Sirius came into view, holding his singed robes, a scowl on his face, “These were new, mate. Clarissa just gave them to me.”
It was Lily’s turn to scowl, “You make my best friend buy you clothes?”
“She insists. I’m a gentleman.”
“And a leecher.” Remus spoke from behind him. “Hello Lily. James.”
“How did the exam go?”
Remus smiled tiredly at Lily, “Let’s just say the exhaustion from last night’s activities caused me to fall asleep.”
Sirius snickered, “Three times. Binn poured water over his head to keep him up.”
Remus just looked at his friend till his snickering died down and he started to twitch uncomfortably.
Satisfied that his arrogant companion had learnt his lesson, Remus sat down next to James, facing Lily, “Did you pick a venue yet?”
Lily nodded, “Mr and Mrs. Potter offered their house. And James seems to have something up his sleeve.”
At Remus’s guilty look, Lily pounced, “You know too!? What are you guys planning?”
“Nothing! You’re just over stressed. There is nothing -”
“Yeah, Lily. Like we would plan something and not tell you.”
Lily glared at Sirius, “Uh, yeah, yeah you would.”
James tried to change the subject, “You said something about flower arrangements the other day.”
Sirius chose the moment for the most impromptu topic, “More importantly, when will I have a godchild?”
Lily coughed, her face red. James swore a red streak. Remus rolled his eyes.
Sirius leaned forward, earnestly, “No, no, guys. I’m serious. I will be the first child’s god father, right?”
At the silence that followed, he narrowed his eyes, and emphasized, “Right?”
Lily looked at James and they looked at Sirius, “Well, it’s just. I was kinda hoping Remus would do us the honor.”
“What? What?” Sirius’s eyes bulged out of his head.
Remus tried to contain his smirk.
“But - but he’s a werewolf! What if you need to go for a night out and it’s his time of the month!”
The ridiculous excuse had Remus snorting.
“Besides, my godson will need a male role mode.”
“Hey!” James protested, offended.
Sirius continued like he had not just insulted the father of his not yet conceived godson, “A real man.”
Lily tried to keep a straight face, “But Sirius, think about it. What if you have a date and we need to leave our daughter with you? We would never dream of interfering with your love life.”
“My godson will be my first priority! Lilyyy!”
At hearing the whine in his voice, James roared with laughter, “Put him out his misery, Lily.”
“Wait - What?”
Lily waggled her fingers at him, “Three things: A) We will have a daughter first. B) She will not be spoiled under any circumstance C) When she starts dating -”
“-After she’s thirty.” James added, reasonably.
Lily ignored him, “-When she starts dating, you will not chase off her boyfriend. You will not pee on his leg. You will not eat his shoes. You will not stalk her date to his house and then howl outside his window at night.”
As James and Sirius looked guiltily at each other, she raised a brow, “I found the list boys. I burnt the list.”
Remus looked thoughtfully, “What if you have a son?”
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You know what I’d love to see? A crossover between The Mentalist and Castle. I want to see castle get all excited over jane’s tricks and be inspired by him till Kate has to drag him away from Jane.
I’ll keep reblogging this till this becomes a thing
You know what I’d love to see? A crossover between The Mentalist and Castle. I want to see castle get all excited over jane’s tricks and be inspired by him till Kate has to drag him away from Jane.
Why is this not being funded?