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𑣲⋆ summary: there are 5 levels to drunk jim, and the fifth is him babbling nonsense that you weren’t sure was truth or straight bullshit.
𑣲⋆ disclaimers: she/her, fluff, small angst, alcohol consumption, chubby!reader in mind. pam as a teensy small crush on us 🤪, cliffhanger, s1-s3 jim pictured
𑣲⋆ a/n: only on s3 of the office and i cant get this man out of my head PLEASE SAVE ME (i dont wanna be saved)
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Jim is not much of a drinker.
But right now, everyone begs to differ.
He’s supposed to be cool, levelheaded, and calm. But now, he’s babbling, loud and swaying across the room.
Pam has tried her best for him to sit down quietly so he doesn’t stumble and end up breaking something, but nothing has worked. Up until, your name was brought up.
“You want me to call her?” Pam huff, already exhausted by how many times she had to push Jim out of the way before clashing on the wall.
Jim perks up, eyes wide and twinkling with excitement. It made Pam smile. He really really likes her.
“Can you? Miss her so much.” Jim’s lip wobbles, body limp on the ground.
Pam stares at the camera, rolling her eyes at his dramatics.
PAM: “Jim wont admit it, but he is definitely in love with his roommate.”
JIM: “Y/N? Yeah, she’s the best! She’s kind and caring and she smells nice. She likes chocolate, and she’s pretty.”
Your phone buzzes beside you, you pause the movie that was playing and answer, “Pam? You okay?”
She sighs in relief, “Hi Y/N, I’m fine. Jim on the other hand…” she looks to him, his eyes distracted by the flashing fairy lights, “… is drunk.”
You furrow your eyebrows, “What? Is he plastered?” you chuckle, already wearing your jacket and taking your keys, moving to the door.
“He’s getting loud and he can’t stand still so..”
Chuckling, you shut the front door of your shared home and move to your car, “Oh no, that’s already level 3 drunk Jim. Has he started snacking?”
Pam shook her head, “No not yet.” eyes straying to where Jim sat.
“Okay, that’s good. Send me the location and I’ll be there as fast as I can. Thanks babe.” you say, locking the car and putting on your seatbelt.
You can’t see it but Pam’s cheeks warms at the pet name. You’re just too sweet, “Oh— okay, see you.”
The camera caught Pam smiling like an idiot after hanging up.
PAM: What do I think about Y/N? She’s- she’s sweet. Very nice and she has good style. [pause] Okay, fine. I think she’s really pretty and out of Jim’s league.
You get to the party 20 minutes after, it was still in full blast, cups everywhere, lights blinking different colours that makes your head dizzy for a moment.
“Hello, Y/N.” Dwight pops up, you weren’t sure from where but he does that a lot.
You smile, “Hi Dwight. Have you seen Jim? Or Pam?”
Dwight pointed to the kitchen, “Over there. He has been very annoying tonight. More than usual.”
You laugh, “When hasn’t he?”
The odd man just stares at you, before bellowing out a laugh, “This is why I like you a little.”
“Just a little?”
He stares at you a bit more, then leaves.
You chuckle at his antics, before moving to the kitchen, only to be met with a snacking Jim sitting on the edge of the counter. A bowl full of assorted chips, candies and nuts on his lap.
Oh well, level 4 drunk Jim.
“Hey buddy.” you softly say, walking towards the hunched man.
He immediately straightens his back, eyes and mouth wide open as he stares at you before messily going down from the counter, and meeting you half way.
“Hi.” he say breathlessly.
You smile and Jim thinks he might pass out because of how nervous you make him feel.
“Wanna go home?”
He nods eagerly, already following behind you like a puppy.
Pam sees you from far away and make eye contact with the camera.
PAM: Do I think Jim is gonna say something stupid? Yes, definitely. Do I think she’s gonna hate him? Oh no, she’s in love with him as well. Everyone can tell.
✮⋆˙
The ride home wasn’t long but Jim’s constant head turns to look at you makes you sweat.
“I’m surprised you’re not on level 5 yet.” you mutter.
He furrows his eyebrows, “Level 5?”
You turn to look at him, “Yeah, when your lips became loose about anything and everything.”
He nods, as if trying to understand the information you’re giving him. He doesn’t.
“Do you think if we weren’t roommates we would be friends?” Jim asks suddenly.
“Uh—“ you thought about it, “I think so.”
The man drops his shoulders in relief, “That’s good. Cause I really like you.”
You hate the way your heart stops, “I like you too Jimmy.”
He snorts, “Jimmy. That’s cute.” he pauses, “You’re so cute.” he quietly exhales.
Welp, level 5 drunk Jim is here.
With stumbling feet and wobbling legs, you find yourself panting when you finally drop Jim on his bed. His eyes are already fighting himself to stay awake.
He’s like an octopus, hands latching to stay on you even when he’s already laying back. Butterflies in your stomach has been flying round and round, as he latch on your waist, the small of back and your hips.
He’s clingy when he’s drunk.
Not that you minded.
Now he’s mumbling something you can’t quite catch.
“What’s that Jim?”
“I think about marrying you sometimes.”
You freeze.
He mumbles drunkenly, glassy eyes turning doe as he stared up at you. You don’t think he even knows what he said.
Your hands stilled on the blanket that you drape over him. He is drunk out of his mind. “You’re so weird.” you chuckle nervously, tucking the fabric so that he’s comfortable.
Jim was quiet for a few moments, droopy eyes still stuck on you, taking in every small thing on your face, “You’re so pretty too. I feel like my heart is going to jump out every time I look at you.” he sleepily mumbles, eyes dropping more and more.
You shook your head, “You’re drunk, honey.”
He whines, “Ugh, and I love how you call me honey or sweetie. Makes my stomach all weird.” the man cuddles more into the blanket, sniffling your scent like a dog.
His face is flushed, nose all red, sweat beading along his hairline with teary eyes. He looks weirdly adorable.
“Okay, level 5.” you mumble quietly.
When you turn to look at him he’s already knocked out. His soft snores making you fondly smile at him.
He's gonna forget all about this in the morning.
The thought makes your stomach twist. You know he doesn't mean what he said but a part of you want him to, so bad.
If only.
✮⋆˙
Jim wakes up with a killer headache, body ache and stomach ache. He's sure he's gonna feel like this for weeks.
Grumbling, he sits up on his bed, noticing the aspirin and water on the side with a small note.
Take these. There's half a sandwich on the table, hope you feel better <3
He bites the inside of his cheek, tyring to keep himself from grinning so big.
One insistent thought rattling in his head: She’s so cute. I might just marry her.
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