More Autumn Than Human

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

All working printers are alike because there's only one of them in the world at any given time

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i do think it’s an underratedly beautiful thing in sports when teams force their christian fundamentalist wacko professional athlete employees to participate in pride night because the fans who pay their salaries want to queen out. dance for me jesters 🤩

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me