Ding Dong String Strong Bing Bong

Someone tell the kids the hot new trend is speed running the hospital Mitch McConnell is in to get proof of life. If they got that far into the scientology buildings just imagine what they could do

yes fucking ham and eggs goddamnit

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Big mood.

The best part is how you can see he’s trying SO HARD not to laugh here

Tim Curry: I’m escaping to the ONE place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism! [shaky breaths while trying not to smile] sssPACE

The funniest thing about this is that it implies this was the best possible take

Did you watch? It absolutely was.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

what if soulmates were real and you met your soulmate and suddenly started seeing in color or they said to you the words that have been branded on your skin since birth or something but your soulmate was a Disney adult