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you’ve met me at a very spanish time in my life

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

Had a fun night, now in bed waiting for the bad thoughts to come

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

They tried to diagnose me with avoidant personality disorder but I ducked

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

IT'S CALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EMPATHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS COMPASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

is this happening because i was born