thanks for the welcome back party

I think Eggman thinks “Tails” Is just his real name

Eggman goes to a science conference and decides to sit in on a rocket-science lecture by some dude called Dr. Miles Prower and then has a heart attack when Tails walks onto the stage and starts talking

one of my favorite human quirks is when the power goes out and you’re w other ppl and inevitably someone says ‘did the power go out?’ like...you’re all sitting there in the dead dark, tv black, wifi gone, lights OUT but still they’re like ‘hm. well I have a theory but it needs to be submitted for peer-review’

Me, sitting in my dark room after everything short-circuited: Hm. I can't be certain, but I don't think this is how it was a moment ago

draw women in post-apocalyptic world settings with armpit hair, leg hair, bushy brows and pubic hair ya cowards,, draw brown women/women with dark thick hair with arm hair and happy trails and sideburns and mustaches i’m sick of seeing silky smooth soapy clean make up wearing post apocalyptic dolled up women next to stinky sweaty crusty men with dirty nails and sweaty clothes and sweaty greasy hair and 3m long ugly beards

or, if you must depict women maintaining that shit, at least be interesting about it. I can actually buy someone shaving/putting on makeup if that’s their way of coping, something they do to tether themselves to the past or an ellusive feeling of normalcy. So show me the EFFORT put in, yeah? Show that woman risking a zombie horde because she spotted a fucking tube of scarlet lipstick and christ she hasn’t seen that color in five years but it’s what she wore on her first date with her now-dead husband. Show me the girl who is quietly starting to fucking lose it but covers it up with fanatical commitment to her appearance because if she gets these eyebrows right, maybe no one will notice how she stares at things that aren’t there. I find it completely plausible that some women would go to incredible lengths to maintaining their appearance, because they’ve been socialized all their lives to caring about it, because it’s a part of their identity. So show me how that part gets negotiated with once the world has gone to hell.

Catch me in your local bunker doing a smoky eye with the ashes of my former life.

When I was a CO at a jail, female inmates took crayons and colored pencils (usually available on request) to make improvised makeup. Male inmates stole hairnets from the kitchen and trained their hair. Inmates knew how to improvise tattoo needles and ink and would tattoo each other. They’d mix and match ingredients available from the commissary to make meals that almost resembled real food. And they’d brew hooch with basic ingredients. And do all sorts of artistic stuff. That’s inside of an area that’s supposed to be tightly controlled. Now imagine you have the rubble of an entire civilization and all the time in the world. People will get creative and continue to create, even when, by all rights, the means to create ought to be gone.

That sounds really damn creepy. Not gonna lie. You’re an adult you have no right talking to strange children.

A reminder that turning in assignments for partial credit is better than not turning them in at all. It is. Even if you think you’ve done a bad job and are ashamed of your work, or it’s way overdue, you take whatever you can get. Partial credit dramatically improves your grade over a zero, and I’m always astounded by how often even the smartest kids don’t really comprehend that. 60% is worlds better than 0%. Even 10% is going to help you. Letter grades are misleading and are not created equal. “F"s are mathematically valuable. Turn that late assignment in.

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

looking forward to finding out approximately what happens in the supernatural series finale through wildly out of context hysterical text posts here on tumblr dot com

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

I love that you guys used their actual names

I did not consider Eldritch Baby Jesus.

I did not consider that the modern form of Yeshua is Joshua, meaning our lord and saviour can be referred to as Josh!

Wow, how pop! Thank you!