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Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

I’m the first and last person in my bloodline with a tumblr blog

northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

southern hemisphere babes, they're stealing our fucking daylight!

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

what if everyone referred to him solely as "princess diana's ex-husband"

we take you now live to the shamefully expensive spectacle: the coronation of princess diana's ex-husband

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

Looks like we can’t isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

me, beating my depression with a stick: not today you emo fuck

reblog to headpat the one you reblogued from!!

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother

Hell yeah brother

And for my next trick, I will show thousands of strangers online my descent into madness.

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access