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when the afterlife hits and you realise there's a cruel weapon in your hand that wasn't there before >>>

and you've also got the horse's snarling head <<<

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

i should have been cultivating a cult around me fuuuuck i could be having shrine maidens pouring casks of wine into my mouth every fucking day i could have reshaped the agriculture in this region to facilitate this but now there's a kingdom and shit and they want me dead for melting knights

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.