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i just don’t really think that men should be allowed to post online or participate in trends

unless the trend is becoming a woman

beast made only of surface tension

Y'know I found them a lot less impressive when I found out they meant nine separate nails of one inch each. Thats nowhere near as cool

size queen over here

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

cuz baby tonight... dj got us tiny as fuck again...