goose!

I should be allowed into every museum's archives actually

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking

non americans in the tags doubting if this is true. you think burger is a fucking joke to us??

without arts & crafts we are in hell

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

Hm i wonder why i feel so disconnected? *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afar* *watches from afa

today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at

literally watched him slide a candy bar into his sleeve and i literally felt like i was on top of the world. i felt like i could throw a car over my head. he walked around the store for a bit after that looking to see if we have any locally made pickles and then when he couldnt find any he was about to leave and im like ^__^ have a good night, are you going to pay for the candy bar you stole :3? and then i got to watch a grown ass pig shyly walk up to the counter to pay kinda just awkwardly laughing about it and was like "whoops forgot about it haha...." and then left without another word. this opportunity will never happen ever again. being able to tell a cop that he needs to pay for a candy bar he attempted to steal makes me feel incredibly powerful

game sales nowadays aint the same man. i'm looking at a 60% off and i'm still like ehhhh i dunno. back when i was a teen i'm sure that wouldve been a no-brainer, but now 40% is still like 25 bucks. i'm not gonna spend 25 on friggin ratchet and clank rift apart man that game's like four years old already. you want 25 bucks for returnal? man i'll wait till it's 10. you want 25 bucks for spider-man? spider-man ps4 from 2018? dude

Sir I'm going to have to ask youu to step out of the vehicle and smell my finger