Salad

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

Does anyone have the fucking post where it's a screenshot of someone googling john wick scenes but it's like "his focking name is beb yegah - jam wick scene" I feel like I'm being gaslit by tumblr search

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

when we drink we do it right getting slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride. like six seven

now im feeling so fly like nine eleven

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

me before talking to anyone: plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction