One Man Wrecking Machine

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah's Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an "immersive" Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

This needs to be part of our lexicon. "Jumping the shark" already exists for shows that drag on too long. Now we have "kicking dogs" for the opposite - shows that wrap up too quickly. I really hope Wheel of Time doesn't kick the dog.

biiiiiitch, get outta here, Wheel of Time shot the dog in the face when it was published

The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk

If you hate finnster for his frankly hilarious gender, I personally want nothing to do with you. His work normalizing men wearing whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want to wear it is vitally important to trans acceptance, and it’s also really fucking funny that he does it just because he likes how his twitch chat reacts. Mans puts on makeup like a pro because his chat likes it when he does girl month. That is objectively funny.

damn that shit is light lmfao

I love Ireland

The Irish are absolute savages.