Wouldhee

yall complain about ad targeting but then reblog weird ass memes like bode and here come dat boi and then mutate jokes until they’re completely unrecognizable “oh yeah why the fuck would tumblr think i wanted to see an ad for amish clickbait articles” because your interests make no sense, pal

Bruh

What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?

I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff. Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other. Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others. People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me. Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

Goals ^

I avoid video game trailers because they show you too little of the final product, and movie trailers because they reveal too much.

self care is chugging a lava lamp

no

glug

living with anxiety is basically this vine on an infinite loop

Me as a weedman

20 for 2g is the most basic price i’ve ever heard. i could walk into a new town, never been there, ask anybody what they would regularly pay for 2g and they would tell me $20. anybody. you could be on the fucking international space station thats the going rate

what size shoe shaq wear

52

damn