*is friends with a little bird

yeah im afab (assigned fundamentally flawed at birth)

i just got summoned for yuri duty

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

Wait so who are they milking in bikini bottom

how is this still my most reblogged post of all time

gay people heading to brunch

I love how Gonzo made the list not once, but twice

Gonzo is gay culture