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kemafili

My son egg n his brother cheese

ugly-bouquet

are they not both your sons? Why is Cheese not given the son title.

kemafili

I dont ljke him

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longnuts

Does anyone know what to do

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butchfagminotaur

the sims will never not be one of the funniest games on the planet

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lesbianlongsword

im mommys little flash card slut

lesbianlongsword

are you mommy's little flash card slut? did you do all your flash cards today? youre getting so good at doing your language learning flash cards for mommy

lesbianlongsword

stop being funnier than me

jaypilled

are those my only options

lindleland

disco elysium dialogue tree

i-am-a-fish

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

grymmoires

inexplicably-gaining-followers

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

the-haiku-bot

This stupid exchange

between friends has become a

cultural icon.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fishtrouts

Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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tumblwolf

@transgarlicbreadlover Fren! Fren look! Dragons!

worstnoodle

Why is every recommended post for this the “fuck dragons/fuck dragons?” poll?

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wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

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dogpuppy

probuccalfat

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

status-quo-hater

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

status-quo-hater

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

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kuromi-hoemie

hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

kuromi-hoemie

this is what shipping discourse sounds like to me

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