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look man, i dont know how to say this but like. i would love to use you as a stepping-stone to my own perfect vision of the future. do you like me back

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

does any one else think it should be easier

i recently had the honour of introducing my friend to the “[blank]er? i hardly know ‘er!” joke by loudly exclaiming “liquor? i hardly know her!!” during a party, causing my friend (never heard the joke before) to laugh so hard she threw up

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

getting my pillow rotated

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna