Worm Queen

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

reminder that if you like k/l/l/i/n/g/s/t/a/l/k/i/n/g every single character from steven universe hates you

jeff goldblum is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s jewish. nathan lane is the type of guy who gets mistaken for jewish because he’s gay. stanley tucci is the type of guy who gets mistaken for gay because he’s a mild-mannered italian, which is jewish. seth meyers gets mistaken for jewish because of everything about him. zachary levi gets mistaken for jewish because everyone wants him dead. tom cruise gets mistaken for gay because he is.

Eventually we get larger from eating them

Paul Newman was like I fucking love gay people put me on some salad dressing

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born