bad nones from the zones, tumblewones

Have you heard the news that you’re dead?

“hey girl want some power pup?”

“hey are you power pup? cause I can’t get enough of you”

“hey are you power pup? cause you’re the only thing keeping me alive right now”

“hey girl are you the sun? cause you’re hot”

“hey maybe you can be my android girl”

“hey did you just shoot me with your blaster? cause you take my breath away”

“hey are you party poison? cause smash”

“hey boy are you the medication prescribed by better living industries? cause I’d never use you”

“hey are you dr. death defying? cause I know where you live”

“hey are you korba kid? cause smash”

“hey if you were a drac I’d never shoot you”

“hey are you the bl/ind HQ? cause me and my friends are gonna blow you up”

“hey are you Korse? cause you kidnapped a little girl”