Thotdog

if abe lincoln was a politician NOW everyone would think he was sexy

legitimately ppl who post spoilers on TikTok have a special place in hell waiting for them. they as TikTok users KNOW that you don't choose your fyp and shit just comes up before you even have a chance to process each video fully. so why the fuck would you spoil the fucking drag race finale hours after it aired. you can't even give me a fucking day to watch it?? sorry I had TWO eight hours shifts this Friday guess that's my fault then. I'm so fucking pissed. stayed off reddit and Twitter all night long bc that's usually where the spoilers are- I've never had a fucking drag race episode spoiled on TikTok until today the fucking finale. the person who posted that stupid useless not funny not interesting added zilch to the conversation TikTok is worse than Hitler and everyone of his buddies. worse than a dolphin to a baby seal. I want fucking blood

inviting guys from tinder over just to make them look at my president ball (wax sculpture of pigs and presidents faces melting into one ball that makes everyone I show it to uncomfortable)

listen I am no mike Tyson fan. but I hope he kills Jake paul

Duncan Idaho makes me laugh every single time they say his name in dune audiobook

so sick of all these Shane gillis dick riders he's just a fucking guy

girl at work absolutely tripping I was ten minutes late because of an accident on the road- I go to the the clock in sheet and see she was literally 12 minutes late to her shift today??? but shes gonna call me twice?? also last time I came in literally right when I was supposed to on the dot and she acted like I was crazy late. girl I'm scheduled for 11 I am coming in at 11 I'm not the other night lady getting here 20 minutes early. you'll never catch me doin that.

whyyyy are there so many military hotties I KNOW they are married and they have a Dodge charger with a 38% API but fuuuuuyyck

oh God the sleep I am about to sleep