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My blog for Tenna porn πand other misc nsfw posts, but mostly tv porn. Any and all Tenna ships will likely appear here, I'm in it for Tenna porn and idc about specific ships.
Big fan of oral, outercourse and dry humping, wireplay, and over-the-clothes stuff so you'll see a lot of that here. And pathetic desperate pervert Tenna. So that will also feature frequently.
Because I am single-mindedly obsessed with fucking that crt, I've compiled a list of robot/biomechanical sex toys. You can view it here > π
I do selfship with Tenna and might talk about it, I don't mind doubles but if you're nonsharing you should probably not follow.
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#Tenna - Tenna. Obviously.
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#text - text posts
#asexuality - posts talking about my asexuality and how it colors my view on fictional crushes, nsfw content, and things of that nature.
#xreader- uh. selfship posts or Tenna x reader posts (including horny posts written with 'you' as the pronoun). will be a mixture of nsfw and sfw stuff
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Also re: last post. to be fair to tenna if the roles were reversed and he had pervert fantasies about me I would want to know and would make him tell me about them. So he's off the hook for that part
OGTHA IS KILLING MEβ¦. like yeah. yeah thatβs exactly it.
omg and tenna WOULD be so fucking annoying about iiiitt his ego would go through the fucking roof. it would just amplify his whole βpossessive & needs constant love/reassuranceβ thing to hell and back
like you tell him that in the heat of the moment when youβre kissing him while heβs all needy and desperate, begging you to tell him how much you love him, how much you need him, and he would just fucking snap. it would do so much for him, this idea that heβs absolutely ruined you for everyone else, that you would never leave him, that you need him as much as he needs you. heβd try to flip that previous scenario back on you, a dark, but still desperate, grin on his face, telling you to beg for him to give you what you need. (just another way for him to ask for reassurance, if you think about it) oh, heβd be such a prick if he knew he was the only thing that could turn you on.
when you finally cave and do as he says, heβs all sweet, telling you that heβll give you absolutely anything you want from him. his hands and mouth would be all over you, obsessively feeling over all of your body, like heβd die if he didnβt get to every square inch of it. heβd ask you to confess every dirty thought you had of him, and heβd satisfy them all, or run out of power trying. (much more likely the latter, considering his age lol) i think heβd become obsessed with it, being your ultimate fantasy. maybe heβd even cum in his pants while taking care of you, thinking about (and hearing) just how much you enjoy it, how much you enjoy him.
of course, you have to deal with him arrogantly reminding you of this every five minutes after all that is over, but itβs worth it.
(sorry this is a bit long lol i had some THOUGHTS about this last night)
don't apologize you're so right. It's the ultimate form of validation to him, you need him so bad, you could never leave him because nobody and nothing makes you feel like he does. Along with his fears of abandonment I agree he's also kind of possessive and this satisfies both of those parts of him.
You let it slip during the heat of the moment and before you know it he's got you pinned beneath his enormous form, his hips grinding and bucking against yours even with layers of clothes in the way. He's looking down at you and his screen is flushed and staticy and he's wayy overheated and he's asking you to say it again, please. He probably cums like that btw, dry humping you while you tell him how he's your ultimate fantasy and you can't get horny about anything else anymore.
I think he's a freak nasty pervert so he wants to hear all the things you've imagined doing with him and odds are you aren't going to say something he isn't willing to try. And as you talk he gets progressively more handsy until he's got his mouth on your neck and his hand down your pants. He doesn't let you change the subject, you have to keep describing your fantasies about him while you cum. And afterwards he kisses your mouth and looks at you with a big perverted grin across his dark screen and says how about he make some of those fantasies a reality, huh? And then you're kind of at his mercy, he's huge and strong and currently single-mindedly focused on getting you off in whatever ways you can imagine. He probably runs his mouth the whole time, too, talking about how nobody could make you feel the way he does, you're so far gone for him that you couldn't get hard/wet for anyone else even if you wanted to but that's ok, he'll take care of you.
He definitely 100% would make you beg, he wants to see you desperate and needy and confessing to how he's ruined you for anyone else. Even if he's just as desperate to fuck you as you are for it, he'll still just grind against you teasingly until you admit it. And then he holds you close and touches any and every part of you he can get his hands on and murmurs reassurances that he'll give you everything you want, acting so sweet while he absolutely plows you through the mattress bc he's equally as desperate.
And there's no way he doesn't bring it up all the time. After you confess to him that he's the only thing that can even get you going anymore, he will not let you forget it. You could be fucking him months later and tell him you need him and he's going to say 'I know you do, sweetheart, I'm the only one who can give you what you need,' like he will NOT let it go. By admitting this to him you've created a monster. A horny, possessive monster.
It has uses even if he's being submissive to you btw bc you could bring it up in your praise. While he goes down on you or something, tell him he's doing such a good job and you could never want anyone else, nobody else could ever make you feel like this. And yupp he's gonna cum.
i have to do this on anon bc of sheer embarrassment but omfg youβre so real. like in general (oral fixation, dry humping, sub tennaβ¦. FUCK yeah) but specifically your most recent post is so relatable
i donβt know what drug toby fox put in tenna but god is it effective. that damn tv is the only thing i feel sexual attraction to anymore. normal fantasies donβt even work it has to have tenna in it or i just canβt get into it. itβs like heβs taken over my brain. like completely moved in and everything. thatβs just his house now
(p.s. as another fat person, ofc tenna loves fat people :) more for him to hold and feel and kiss and love <3)
Someone once called him my ogtha, like that story of the guy who fell in love with his imaginary cockroach wife and can't perform sexually if he's not imagining her. And yeah it's true π I was already limited in what turned me on due to my asexuality and various icks about sex but there were kinks I could get into even if I never imagined myself involved, like a 'this is hot to see in porn' type deal. And now not even that does it for me I've gotta imagine Tenna or we're getting nowhere. I've both become much less reliant on porn to jork my shit (don't need it, thinking Abt tenna is enough) and become much pickier when I do engage w porn (this guy doesn't sound like I think tenna would so I'm clicking off) which is sooo stupid. I'm choosing porn based on how much it reminds me of the fictional tv I'm obsessed with. Ok man. There's a trope called 'single target sexuality' and that's what I have for tenna, I've never been attracted to anyone before and probably won't ever be again. I used to be almost completely disinterested in sex also like I had kinks but I could've lost the ability to jork off and not cared. Now that I have tenna I feel like a rabid animal, crazy what having someone you're attracted to does to the libido
I think Tenna would be delighted in a freak pervert way Abt this btw if you ever told him he's the only thing that can even get you going anymore he would get SUCH a big ego abt it, it would be insane. He would probably be really annoying about it but you know he'd be horny about it too
service top tenna x fem part chubby reader who can't cum because they're on ssris, so he makes it his personal duty to give you your first orgasm? sorry that this is super specific youre a rly excellent & fast writer and you have managed to get me to work the courage to send this with my entire accountussy out. i need him that bad. he could fix my mental illnesses and my coochie. amen.
Like Touching Yourself to a Brick Wall | Tenna/Reader (Explicit)
Ty for the glaze, anon. This was a toughie to write since this experience can be so, so different for everybody, but I hope what I spun up scratched the itch for you. I kept him sweet for this one; trying to save up his evilness right now until it's at the point of combusting. Amen on the coochie stuff.
TW: References to mental health issues.
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You used to love sex, but there came a point where it started to feel like a chore. It was around the same point where everything started to feel like a chore: Hobbies. Socializing. Eating. Personal hygiene. When you were experiencing the worst of it, you didnβt have much left you still cared about at all, and the things you did still care about were often reduced to catalysts and stressors.
It took a long time to claw your way out of that slump. And you werenβt able to do it on your own. As much as you hated it, youβd still be rotting in bed each day if it werenβt for the meds you were taking. Each pill was its own tiny miracle.
But miracles could only get you so far. They couldnβt fix everything β which is why months later, you still could not come. Youβd regained your hunger for sex and your very, very active imagination, but there was no outlet for it. Your frustration just built and built. And built. And built.
βReally?β Tenna asked incredulously, after you explained the situation to him. βThis is why youβve been holding out on me these past few months?β
You dropped your gaze away from his face but quickly returned it when you noticed he was still, somehow, rock hard. The two of you had been in the middle of a heated makeout session on his couch when you tore yourself away to break the news, and apparently it would take a lot more than a sob story to rein him in. βI thought you deserved at least a little warning.β
βThis whole time, I assumed β and this might be a shock considering my playboy reputation, which is definitely still going strong β but I assumed you havenβt slept with me yet becauseβ¦ you just donβt really want me in that way.β His screen dimmed a bit. βIβve been trying to figure out what I was doing wrong. Ha! Can you imagine?β
βOh. No, no, no! Thereβs nothing wrong, handsome.β You crawled onto his lap and took his hands in yours, tilting your head up to kiss the underside of his screen. βItβs just a lot of work to get me toβ¦ well, you know. I didnβt want to burden you. Itβs something that would take time and effort, if itβs even possible at all.β
βBurden?β He cocked his head. βBut that sounds like a net positive.β
βWhat?β
βIβd have to, oh, I donβt knowβ¦ hold you down for hours a time and run my tongue against you, right? Play with you and tease you so long that it feels like thereβs no end in sight? Like a marathon? An extended cut?β His words were getting faster as he spoke, catching up to the wag of his tail.Β
He got like this sometimes: overly excited at the prospect of hoarding your attention at length. Those sharp teeth he normally hides behind his TV host smile come out, and his antennae swivel like they can pick up on your thoughts and feelings without you having to even voice them. His fans kick into a high enough gear that they can be heard from several feet away.Β
βThose are some very specific examples!β you managed after a beat of flustered silence. βBut, yes, I suppose we could try some of that, if youβd like β if youβre sure.β
And then he was lifting you up bridal style, his arms squeezing tight around you. One hand gets ahead of itself and cups your chest as he carries you down the hall, toward his bedroom, at a speed you hadnβt been aware he was capable of. Most of his screen had grown dark by now, but the glow of his smile was enough to light the way without him fussing with the light switch.
βJust, please, donβt get your hopes up too much,β you squeaked. Past the excitement of finally giving into him, your nerves were eating at you. βI need the fact that weβre doing this at all to be enough for you. If I canβt come, I donβt want you to feelββ
βYouβll come.β He was certain, dropping you down on the bed and undoing his tie with quick, jerky movements. He tugged hard enough at it that you worried it might have been suffocating him. βThere isnβt another option. Weβll keep going until you do. I have all night.β He shoved his face into the crook of your neck, taking a deep breath against the sensitive skin. βAnd tomorrow too, if we need it. Who doesnβt love a sequel, after all?β
You gasped as he got to work pulling your clothes off. For somebody who claimed to have all night, he sure seemed like he was in a rush.Β Β
His mouth found yours, overwhelmingly big and demanding, shortly after your body was bared to him. This kiss was different from the others youβd shared with him before; there was a weight there that pushed far past your lips, reaching down into your chest and beyond. His breaths came hot and fast as you let him run his tongue over your woozy smile.
βYou know,β he murmured against you after what felt like an eternity, because even when his mouth was occupied, he had an incessant need to run it, βIβve always loved how soft you are.β His hand grazed your side before curving around the pocket of fat above your womb. βMakes you so nice to look at, so perfect to feel. Gives me something to hold onto when weβre snuggled up watching your favorite movies. Iβve wanted to get a close-up like this forβ¦ well, longer than appropriate, Iβd say.β
Before you could question him, he ducked his head down, trailing wet kisses over your breastbone before peppering your tummy with them. His hands roved over your skin, grabbing at your chest, pulling your legs apart, looping softly around your throat before he thought better of it and took hold of your hips instead. His antennae twitched at every sound you made, straightened at each tense of your muscles, and carefully cataloged your reactions.
βIβm used to waiting for you by now,β he continued. βWe can take our time here.β His lips eventually came to brush against the crease between your thigh and your cunt, the huff of his breath sending a pleasant shiver down your spine. βSo, just tell me what you want, sweetheart,β he cooed. His hands slipped underneath you to take hold of your ass. βHelp me to help you feel good. Please? Iβll do anything you need me to. Anything.β
You propped yourself up on your elbows to get a better view of him. His screen was back on, his nose hovering just above the warmth of your arousal, but his smile had a sharp twist to it now.
βYour mouth,β you choke. βOn me. Tasting me. Maybe with your fingers? Letβs start with that.β
He obliges you happily, his tongue running flat and slow over you. Itβs so big that, without your legs spread open all the way, the sides of it spill over onto your thighs. Immediately, you fall back onto the bed and bury your face in your arms with a moan. Everything has been dull for you down there for quite some time, but the size and texture of Tennaβs tongue β paired with the soft discharge of static from his screen β is unlike anything youβve ever felt. It cuts through the numbness more than anything else ever has.
βOh, do you like that?β he hummed. Thereβs an edge of excitement to his voice, and he reaches a hand up to pull your hands away from your face. βAll that big talk but youβre already trembling! And youβre so, so wet for me. Ha! I might come out of this experience water damaged at this rate!β
βY-you feel good.β
His tail flicked sharply behind him. βThatβs right. Mm, I make you feel good, donβt I?β He was riled up now, rubbing the outline of his dick through his pants. He scattered a few enthusiastic kisses over your vulva, each one sending you sinking further into the mattress. βYou want more. You want the things only I can give you.β
You nodded, his words winding their way through your thoughts and sending a wave of arousal through you. Dirty talk had always been a challenge for you, but Tenna was a good enough actor to ultimately play your role on your behalf, rambling about how much you needed him and being right every step of the way.Β
βMy poor, sweet little angel.β More kisses, this time focused over your clit. He used one hand to run a finger between your folds, and the other to keep your hips pinned to the bed as your back lifted off the mattress. His resulting groan buzzed against you. βLeft to your own devices for too long, too shy to ask for help. I feel just awful. Had I known, we couldβve gotten you what you need sooner. Iβm so sorry, pumpkin, I really shouldβve been, nghh, more attentive.β
βNo, itβs not your fault, T-Tenna, Iββ
βShhh, itβs okay. Iβm here now, and thatβs what matters. Iβll take care of you.β His laugh pushed a breath of air over your clit, and you squeezed your thighs around the front of his screen.
βPlease, your f-fingersββ
Before you could get the words out, he lined up his middle finger against you. It pushed inside after just a few seconds, and he took a shuddering inhale. With his size, there was a challenging stretch, but you were wet enough that he could push all the way down to the knuckle without issue. βJust look how needy and, hahh, neglected youβve been!β His finger pumped into you slowly, pausing briefly with each abrupt squeeze of your body around it. βThatβs all in the past; no use dwelling on reruns when we have a whole new season to shoot, sweetheart! Youβre in good hands now.β
He shifted you further up on the bed, keeping the gentle pace of the digit inside you, and climbed on top, pressing his lips to your forehead. βYouβre taking me so good already.β His next kiss fell on your cheekbone, lapping up an overwhelmed tear that had slipped down your face. βSo flustered and sweet and, stars above, t-tight.β A carefully placed peck on the corner of your lips. βItβs so hard deciding what part of you to put my mouth on. Iβm spoiled for choice, I tell you!β
Even with the butterflies gathering in your stomach, you had to glance to his nightstand to check the time. It wasnβt something you could stop yourself from doing. How long had it been since heβd laid you down and started babbling to you? Were you already close to taking too long?
But, at some point since entering, he must have thought to knock his alarm clock over with his tail. It was sitting face down on the wood, silent and unreadable.Β
βEyes up here, gorgeous,β he instructed softly, taking your chin in his hands so that you were staring into his screen. βI want to see all those perfect little faces youβve been making at me. Iβm giving you quite the show. Donβt I deserve your full attention? I can never get enough of it, you know.β
You certainly did. Heβd made it abundantly clear from the moment youβd met, actually.
His fingers twisted inside you, seeking out new angles until a choked cry left you, your eyes rolling back into your head. βAh, there it is!β he said. βThatβs the money shot, folks. Right? Right?β He sounded giddy, wiping the drool that had pooled across his screen onto his shoulder. βDo you like that? Hm?β
βY-yes, Tenna. Right there again, mmph, please.β Your legs were starting to ache after being held open for this long, and your stomach sore from tensing against each shock of pleasure he sent through you. βF-faster, maybe? A little bit?β
He picked up his pace, screen flickering. Your cooperation had him grinding into the air, but he didnβt reach down to relieve himself. Instead, his free hand cradled your head and wrapped itself in your hair. He moved down to nip at your earlobe before whispering, βFaster? Harder? Deeper? More? Canβt get enough?β
You desperately ground your hips against him. βM-mmhmm.β You were at the point where you were stuck ramming into a mental wall. He felt so good, and heβd been so patient with you, but gratification was eluding you, as it so often did. βMore, more, more. F-fuck, Tenna, youβre making me feel amazing.β
As your eyes wandered to the steam slipping from his vents, you wished you knew what piece was missing. There had to be something that could get you there. No matter how much you searched, though, you couldnβt find it; if you could, youβd be begging him for it in a heartbeat.
Tenna didnβt seem to mind at all how sticky with sweat youβd gotten. In fact, he was thrilled. His nose buried itself in your skin, breathing in as much of you as his synthetic lungs could hold. He whined with every moan that escaped you and tightened his grip on your hair whenever you fluttered around his fingers.Β
When you took hold of his antenna, pulling him back into a kiss, his body stiffened. In the same moment, a startling jolt of voltage shot through your arms and into your bones, right down to the core. The sensation was sharp enough to cut straight through the last stubborn thread of numbness.
βT-Tenna! Iβm β you feel so β angel above, I need you, ahhhHHhh, IneedyouIneedyouIneedyou so bad! Youβre gonna make me ββ
Months and months of pent up frustration came crumbling down all at once, knocking the breath out of you and crushing you under the weight of your orgasm. Tenna did not speed up, slow down, or remove his lips from yours. He swallowed your moans, forcing your mouth open with his tongue and savoring every sweet sound you made. Your muscles burned and the light of his screen grew blinding.Β
βSo good for me,β he mumbled softly against your lips, voice strained.Β
When your vision returned, your gaze lingered on the pretty little details of his face: the colorful phosphor dots that, you supposed, were his version of pores; the odd curve of his upper lip over his fangs; the slow dimming and brightening taking over his screen as he fought to catch his breath. Then, your eyes slipped lower.
Your hands moved to cup the side of his screen. βTenna, did youβ¦ without me even touching youβ¦β
βI may have gotten a little carried away,β he muttered sheepishly, moving his hand to cover the wet spot now seeping into his pants. βWhat can I say? You really know how to get your audience going.β
You stifled your giggle by pressing your lips to his a final time. Maybe a higher power had taken your ability to come and compounded it onto Tennaβs. That felt like the only reasonable explanation for his libido.
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Reached the point where things just aren't hot if I'm not imagining Tenna doing them. Even my normal kinks have to have tenna involved. I'll never be able to jork my shit to anything other than tv ever again. Humiliating π€¦
mentioned this offhandedly in a different post but if you're someone who's capable of squirting I have zero doubts in my mind that Tenna is striving to make that happen every time you have sex with him. In fact if it doesn't happen he probably gets all 'was it good for you? because it was good for me. haha... so ....was it good' (< guy who is breaking out in a nervous sweat and starting to shrink several inches as we speak)
if you express any hesitation or shame about it you know he's hitting you with the 'no reason to hold it in, sweetheart!! show your wonderful host how much you're enjoying the show!!' that man probably loves that shit. He probably likes thinking he made your body react that way, and likes the obvious sign that you're enjoying what he's doing. And also, it goes in hand with the lightner kink I 100% believe he has, why would he not be into this. I don't think you being unable to squirt would be a problem for him or lessen his enjoyment but if you can squirt he is definitely into it and he wants to make it happen, no matter if it comes easily or if he really has to work for it he wants it soooo bad.
Non-tenna mutual regularly sends me tenna posts they see in their fyp and today they were like 'there was one of him in his underwear but I didn't know how to send it in a way that wasn't awkward' meanwhile I'm like no it's not awkward send it to me. I want to see it. Everyone is welcome to send me Tenna porn.
It is crazy they're getting it in their fyp and I'm not considering I'm the one with a tenna themed porn blog though
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I lied, another post. Tenna pinning you down so he can sniff you. He's got his face in the crook of your neck and then in your armpit, huffing your scent while he licks your skin. And he's so fucking hard about it, you get his pants off enough to free his dick and he's trying to dry hump you but he's so much bigger than you that he has to be kind of curled over top of you, back arched, to keep his hips over you and his face where he wants it and as a result his hips are too far off the bed to touch you properly. So instead he just bucks his hips and all it does is drag the head of his cock across your bare thighs, the contact too light to be truly satisfying. He's whining and his voice is crackling in his speakers and despite the light contact he manages to bust anyway, spilling his cum in a warm sticky mess across your upper thighs. He apologizes, he's so sorry he finished so fast, he made such a mess on you, he'll clean it up, don't move he'll take care of it. And then he licks his own mess off your skin, still whimpering and pathetic and now that's down here there's a different part of you to smell (and to put his mouth on)
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one more text post for the night: even outside a scent kink scenario, Tenna probably likes how you smell. he associates it with you, after all. Probably lays down with you in bed at night and buries his face into the curve of your neck and takes a deep breath to inhale your scent and then sighs happily and relaxes fully into the mattress. you smell like comfort and coziness and home to him!!