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My blog for Tenna porn 👍and other misc nsfw posts, but mostly tv porn. Any and all Tenna ships will likely appear here, I'm in it for Tenna porn and idc about specific ships.

Big fan of oral, outercourse and dry humping, wireplay, and over-the-clothes stuff so you'll see a lot of that here. And pathetic desperate pervert Tenna. So that will also feature frequently.

Feel free to send asks, I like to yap

Because I am single-mindedly obsessed with fucking that crt, I've compiled a list of robot/biomechanical sex toys. You can view it here > 📋

I do selfship with Tenna and might talk about it, I don't mind doubles but if you're nonsharing you should probably not follow.

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Tenna whose partner is tough as nails, like the most straight faced person you have ever met. They would probably be an assistant of his or a hiring manager in charge of getting contestants but they take their job very seriously and pick up the slack for more than one person.

So whenever Tenna and them are alone, he tries to get them to relax a little. Which usually means them sitting between his legs while he does paperwork, cockwarming him with their mouth as they relax for a moment. Tenna would definitely get off on seeing someone so commanding be at his mercy, all soft and pliant for him when they are usually rigid and stern.

Bonus idea, Tenna sitting them onto his lap and seeing how long they can keep up their stern facade while he fingers them or paws at them through their clothes.

Their head resting in his lap, their eyes closed and the tension leaving their body as they relax against him. He'd probably stroke their hair or their cheek mindlessly with one hand while the other does his paperwork. Sometimes it's about sex for sure and Tenna is guilty of being horny about it sometimes (his cute partner wants his dick in their mouth, yeah he gets a little hard about it.) But his sweetheart has such a demanding job, they work so hard and take on so much responsibility. So it's nice for them to feel submissive in this way, to relax into feeling safe and loved and content with the closeness. So it's definitely not primarily about sex.

I bet he loves that shit. His commanding, stern partner, blissed out and submissive for him; the knowledge that they need him in this way, that they get so much out of being close with him, that they could spend their time however they want but they choose to curl up between his legs like this, all peaceful and soft and basking in the intimacy of it. If they really relax into him, melting into a happy puddle in his lap, they might even doze off. They're so pretty, face lax and peaceful, he loves them so much he could burst. Nobody else sees them like this, he's the only one they trust with this soft side of them. It makes him feel protective and loved. They don't have any responsibilities, no decisions to make or tasks to do, nothing to worry about at all. They can empty their head and lean into his soft touch and let their guard down.

I think there's too little talk about you filling Tenna's screen instead of the other way.

Sometimes I just want to cover his face with licks like an excited puppy

We're horny posting about the tv every day 💯💯

Anyway. You know he loves to see the way your expression shifts as he changes size, how your mouth falls open on a little gasp as he fills you up and then some. And there's really no bad size for him to be: if he's closer to your size, it's easier for him to wrap his arms around you and kiss you, he doesn't have to pull out as far so he doesn't have to put too much space between you, and he fits just fine if you aren't in the mood for pushing your limits with a huge stretch. If you're craving a stretch he can do that too, when he's bigger his giant form looming over you is already a perk, he can grow until he fills you up just the way you need, and nobody else can stretch you like he can.

He's got something for everyone, people who can't take anything crazy/don't want to and size queens who want the biggest they can get, he's got all bases covered. Just tell him what you need and he'll do it, he can meet any demand. A good host is adaptable after all. If you're in the middle of sex and you think you need a little more to get over the edge, he can grow just a teensy bit until he hits just the right spot. You won't need anything or anyone else, he can be your perfect fit no matter your needs, why would you need anything except tv!!

Anyway a non tv loving mutual reblogged it and tagged it w this:

I've thought about this before. His nose is so big it probably reaches up the entire length of your stomach as, between your legs, he presses his screen as flush against you as he can. He could turn his screen off to make his nose go away but then you'd lose the feeling of his screen static against your skin. It's awkward trying to position himself correctly to get his mouth on you without impaling you with his nose, and maybe he gets a little frustrated - but that just means he's extra desperate and impatient for it when he gets the position right and can eat you out. And once it's on your stomach, it's still a little in the way because if you squirm the wrong way or try to sit up, it jabs you. Which just means you have to stay still for him as he eats you out far past overstimulation. And the sight of his nose compared to your torso highlights how drastic the size difference between you is - sure his nose is big even for him, but it makes you look so small. His tiny, helpless sweetheart, whimpering and crying and writhing beneath his mouth but unable to do anything except be good and keep taking it. Too small to push him off of you, pinned in place by his hands holding your hips and his nose poking you if you try to sit up, you can't do anything except cum on his tongue over and over.

(don’t know if you’ll like this, so sorry if you don’t)

i need to stick my fingers in tenna’s vhs slot so so bad. (have you seen the designs where he has one on like his chest????? omfg) maybe a bit of tongue too, if he’s good.

like with other forms of unconventional stimulation, i like to think that tenna feels really ashamed and perverted for getting sexual enjoyment out of people touching non-sexual parts of his body. this does not make it excite him any less. (i also think he gets a bit of a pervert high from it too) maybe you’d stumbled across it while feeling up his body while making out with him, maybe you’d just been checking on a vhs he was playing- doesn’t matter. the moment your skin makes contact with the metal plating of the inside, a shiver runs up his spine, and he knows he’s absolutely fucked. he knows the moment it starts happening, the moment the first whine slips out of his mouth, that you’re going to be playing with it all night, feeling and touching and trying anything to wring out more of those sounds from him

sorry i usually like to write a bit more for my asks but i just thought of the big guy cumming from that and my mind just melted into complete mush i thignk i need to go

also i might be a little delirious

guyts i think i need to fuck his vhs slot bad like bad bad i might dje

Did you see the post I reblogged on main bc I initially tagged it 'vhs slot fingering' and then got embarrassed and deleted the tag

I've mentioned it before but I love when a character has unusual erogenous zones but especially when they feel weird and kind of bad about it because using that part of their body for sex isn't what it was meant for. they're perverting their body into being used in ways it wasn't intended, experiencing pleasure they're not supposed to. He's a dirty pervert for getting off on this, his VHS slot is purely functional!! It's for playing movies, he shouldn't be getting hard while you slide your fingers inside of it, it's not meant for sex. But he's so far gone for you and your touch feels so good.

Nothing but VHS tapes ever touch him there, and they don't feel like this at all. your warm soft hand is a foreign touch in a place he didn't know was sensitive, in a place you have no reason to be touching and that he has no reason to be getting off on. It shouldn't be sexual at all, it should just be weird and perhaps a little invasive as your fingers disappear inside of him. But he's achingly hard about it anyway, pressed against you through your clothes as you sit in his lap and wiggle your fingers inside him.(your tongue feels even more foreign, his whole body jolts at the warm wet feeling. God that's so fucking weird, there's no world in which your tongue should be anywhere near his VHS slot, let alone inside it, but the feeling that this is 'wrong' or 'weird' only makes him harder.)

And you can see that he's getting off on this, obviously: you can hear the sounds he's making and can see his flushed, pink-tinted screen, and can feel his boner pressed against you. So there's no way you're going to let him off the hook here, why would you when he's got his hands on your waist holding you firmly in his lap and he's biting back moans and curses at your touch. You wonder how long you could play with his VHS slot before he cums in his pants. Could he finish with just this, or would it ultimately be an exercise in cruelly edging him while ignoring his throbbing cock? There's only one way to find out, right?