2026... time to get serious about getting free

dump your stupid boyfriend get your ass online and scroll past my post

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

in deep psychological distress: i should make a post on the internet

checked under the sink a bit ago and saw i’ve got an angel infestation. annoying bastards. it explains all the weird dreams and salt pillars and how my neighbor’s dog kept barking in latin the other day, i guess. i’ll have to pick up some more glue traps tomorrow. i’m just hoping my cat doesn’t manage to catch any of them before the traps do; last time, i found a bunch of halos and chewed-up wings, and it was a whole thing with the vet. eight hundred bucks and a vision of the heat death of the universe later, and they tell me not to worry, it happens all the time, and to bring her back if she still has more than two eyes after a week. what a fucking scam.

Just graduated from Begging Dog University with a master’s in Boiling Water

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life