Jdilladog

*old southern cowboy drawl* listen, pardner. this bed IS big enough for the both of us so come cuddle already

This is what they stole from you

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

Yep, that's exactly it. The main difference is that with Twitter it seems the scammer has managed to convince himself of his own lies.

Life’s all about being a kinky weirdo online and making people have a lil crush on you

ive decided i glow in the dark now

bioluminescence is a choice

Reblog the gay d20 for good luck on all your LGBTInteractions™

The cutest game about the bestest little boy

Reblog this to fuck the person you reblogged it from

And honestly more people should be proud of being descended from Protestant dairy farmers from Pennsylvania. Those Mennonites and Quakers didn't flee persecution and forced military service for you to debase yourself to 19th century fantasies.

here's a tip: don't play it lol