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Why is the submarine yellow? And why does everyone live there?

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One of the funny things about LotR is that almost every people in it professes to disbelieve in the supernatural, but because they live in a fantasy world their baseline for "natural" is so jacked up. The Rohirrim are like, yeah, there's a wizard in this tower and ancient tradition that we have no reason to doubt says this mountain is full of ghosts, but walking trees? Short people? I don't think so. Galadriel is like, "Listen I heard you describe what I do as magic and look I just gotta clear some things up, okay." Gondorians are like, yeah, of course the Enemy has spectres of men who lived long ago and never died and can now fly above us and incapacitate us with just their voices. This is just a fact of life, okay? But shut up about this magic weed that makes comatose people better. That's an old wives' tale. Royalty? Press X to doubt.
The people group in Tolkien's work who seem most receptive to magic and least restricted by their own notions of what it can do actually seem to be the hobbits. And they use it to avoid meeting people they don't want to talk to
@disapprovinghmm you might be interested to learn that Sauron is a werewolf
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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.
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weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place
older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"
"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?
Pursed Lips
"You got crumbs on your face!'
A mother and her young son were at a table at a restaurant. She wiped the crumbs and bits of spaghetti sauce off his smiling face.
"Oh, my bladder is acting up. Mommy will be right back."
She turned and headed out towards the restrooms. As she exited, a large group of men, dressed in grey came in the door. The air fell silent. Several groups of people hurried out, mumbling excuses of forgetting their wallets. The boy was the only one not visibly terrified.
The men all had the same facial expression; their dry and cracked lips wrinkled from holding pursed lips. They were on the job.
The men sat at a large table, some of them visibly exhausted. Their eyes were hollow and empty, expressionless.
Then, as if under mind control, all of them changed expressions. Their lips moved from pursed to a huge smile, as if seeing cake for the first time. Some of them looked uncanny, as if they were trying to imitate a smile to fit in.
"I'll have one order of spaghetti and a round of beer!" One of them says.
Another man, the only one with a concerned expression, slips a note to a woman. The boy caught a glimpse of one word: HELP.
The door slams open and the boy's mother returns in a panic. She silently grabs the boy and drags him out of the restaurant.
After the men receive their food, they eat silently, as if listening to an invisible podcast. After their bill is paid, their face returns to the empty hollowness and their lips purse once more. They silently leave the restaurant, never to be seen again.
(~based on a dream I had last night)
I found a crazy way to hack your brain.
Misuse can cause seizures. I am not a doctor. Do not try this at home.
This is how it works:
Try and remember a sound you hear every day. Like a bell from your alarm for example.
Alright now try and create the sound of the bell. The exact same one. Create a new version of the bell in your head.
Now try and do both at once. Remember the sound of the bell in your head while creating the new sound of the same bell.
You should create an echo and and a strong sense of deja vu.
Any real doctors have any idea what's going on?

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Beans beans
The healthy legume
The more you eat
The more you fume
The more you fume
The more you stink
So wash your dry beans in the sink!
ooo…. lady gagita
LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK
why do i even try
I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR
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nOT THE FORBIDDEN LANGUAGE OH NO
I loved when AI art could never be anything but AI art. the dreams of a computer. now it's all boobs and photorealistic women doing bad kink. but I remember you. I miss you. I love you, Secret Horses.
remember what they took from you
So are you saying that old AI art is actually art?
Every time people think I've escaped this astral plane of a website I come crawling back out of the crevices to meme

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nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out
The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam
guys don't worry about ai anymore
Olivia is on it fellas nothing to worry about