uncanny.

wait. grusk baby born on karl marx’s birthday…. X Æ A-12 complete the mission

reincarnation <3

without context this post is literally completely incomprehensible

mental health status: need to look at the sea for hours and stay quiet.

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

girls’ night!

girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night girls night

uptown worm.... into the oval office she will squirm... all her policies are fair but firm... i'd elect her to a second term

uptown snail.... i support him on his campaign trail... he's reforming on a worldwide scale.. he'll put all the billionaires in jail

*walks up to a gay couple* so which one of you buys the orange juice and which one sings "you buy me orange juice" in such a reverential tone that it somehow conveys the most universal and heartwrenching of truths which is that love exists in small gestures and that there are always so many tiny ways we can care for each other?

im like a religious art piece. grotesque, haunting, full of melodrama and guilt and unsettlingly horny.

when ppl talk about bands theyre always like omggggg… the bass players so hot the drummers so hot… well what about the theremin player you little ass holes

Wow!!

my #1 priority politically is making sure we bring back cowboys but more explicitly homoerotic

the spell worked