I'm married to my work...and Jesus.

the self-indulgent fanfiction will continue until morale improves

david hollander who loves his wife so much that when baby shane’s friends asked what his parents names were he said “sweetheart and david”

Shane thinks Ilya is the coolest person in the world. Like thats literally Shane's biggest reddest firetruck. And when they are out Ilya loves this. He loves having a built in audience for all his chirps and jokes, he loves that Shane is either laughing or at the very least is hiding his smile. It is such an ego boost that his husband is his biggest fan. That the person who Ilya likes the best clearly and obviously likes him the best back.

after sex and ilya is about to pull out and shane's like no no no please cause he feels so good and he's so floaty and he wants ilya to be buried in him forever so ilya says okay okay and plants a kiss to his neck and they lie there connected for as long as physically possible until they inevitably come apart no matter how much shane tries to back into him and he actually whines when ilya slips out