I like to imagine that, partially due to the Hockey Robot stereotyping and partially due to his watertight media training, commentators are constantly going on about "What's going on in Hollander's head? What was Hollander thinking there? Can't help but wonder what the Metros' Captain has on his mind right now." and it's like. Well statistically speaking. Cock.
#Shane externally during any given press scrum: Yeah weβve just gotta get pucks deep gotta kerp getting those pucks in the net
#Shane internally: [thinking about the image motivation on his phone waiting to be opened] Fuck I hope his abs are in the picture too
OPβs tags are too good















