*hands on your bees!/hands on your bees!*

You can not untangle alt culture and being queer

today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

I want to emphasize that the cat was wearing a pride flag collar, which the owner gave him as exposure therapy

*wishing I had read this fifteen years ago*

Second best time is now

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably

what did you do

I fucked up so bad

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

The lion will never financially recover from this

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

this feels like adhd with depression

pyramid conspiracies are so funny cause like yeah theyre extremely impressive feats of engineering but its not like. crazy unbelievable. i think even as a kid if you asked me how i thought the pyramids were built id be like "i think they probably cut rocks into rectangles and stacked them. it probably took a very long time." aliens or power plants would not remotely be on my list of options yknow.

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.