This Blog Is Named After My Dog

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

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I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

I think it's really funny how the practice of bleeping out profanity is not only completely ineffective as a censorship tool, it's had the opposite effect of creating an environment where it's ridiculously easy to edit apparent profanity into footage that doesn't actually contain it. Like you can just grab any audio or video clip and bleep out anything and people will automatically mentally insert profanity in there it fucking rules.

This is the greatest thing humanity has produced

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

Anyone got a name for this dog that is inevitably going to be defended as not actually being homophobic?

5am thought: you ever think about how Zoey came over from America to find these two absolutely gorgeous women (who probably had the money for fancy ass skin and hair care routines since they were toddlers) who look like untouchable goddesses, then proceeds to watch as they get their asses kicked by Celine/eat shit trying to do a cool martial arts move/ do something undeniably weird cause they live together and privacy doesn’t exist sometimes and just goes “man I can’t not kiss them”

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

my dad's wildlife photography would do numbers on here