getting gayer by the minute

Love the asexual tranny too, btw

not every social interaction has to be rooted in sexuality and the second a lot of girls start denying their body to others they lose a lot of opportunities for connection and I think a lot of us pretend it just doesn't happen like that

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

let’s all have joint pain and digestive issues

take the "minors dni" out of your bio. its not serving any purpose other than further alienation of youth. minors will interact and they will lie about their age. its security theatre

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

Monsterfucking is so normalized on Tumblr I kinda forgot it even counted as a kink. I thought it was like liking boobs on girls. The basic normal stuff most people like.

girls is bugs

I think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implants

Adult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injections

I know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shame

[ID: four-panel comic of adult transfem Calvin in shorts and a cropped tank top, with the same haircut, sitting on the ground and leaning on a tree trunk. She wonders, "How much can someone change in twenty years, Hobbes? Will they always be the same person, deep down? Or can you replace yourself entirely?" On a tree branch above her, Hobbes sits in a box, looking down at her, and says, "Still can't climb the tree, huh?" Only the top of Calvin's head is in that last frame, looking annoyed in the same way that kid Calvin did. /end ID]