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tried to season my fucking dinner but the only hot sauce you can buy is a giant red bottle with a big skull on it and of course when I poured a little out it was a big sinister drop that chuckled darkly so great I'm sure this is going to be awesome

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

I know this one! They are service dogs learning to sit through a film at the cinema!

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

if i worked for the xbox corporation i would suggest the new generation of xbox be called “the first xbox” “xbox gen 1” or “the original xbox”

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

didn't realize this post got any notes because you know what i'm also not checking? my activity feed.

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back

You fool, you should have been applying for the swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes expansion, hyper, or macro potions. Those are the growth industries!

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again