brasillyian

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you’re best friends

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

brazilians, imagine you’re a famous futebol player and are about to hit the winning penalty kick at the world cup finals. accidentally, the referee tosses a christian baby at you. would you still kick the baby to the goal and win the hexa championship, and sacrifice the christian baby?

VIVEN EN UN COUNTRY

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

O arbitro esqueceu que eram 6 minutos de prorrogação e a coisa chegou a 10. Bem que disseram que os árbitros e bandeirinhas estão bem menos sutis nessa Copa quando se trata de favorecimento de time.