Wombat Gold

why do anime girls from the 80s and 90s look so much better than anime girls today

Pedophiles

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

this cured my depressive episode

I’m evil villain laughing

How the actual cinnamon toast fuck did this narrator get through reading those, like, at all.

Being a professional actor helps <3

LOL THIS HAD ME DYING

I swear EVERY SINGLE ONE of my employers has been at LEAST two of these at once.

Me, banging pots and pans together: UNIONIZE

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

Baseball players are to be feared

WHO DID THIS

I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER THE WHOLE TIME