Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.
The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there
Regular bears tell stories of angel bears sent by the Bear God, pure white and twice as strong as any normal bear could be, who rule the summit of the Earth and kill all who stand in their path.
And they are right, those bears exist and totally do that. Humans just have fake angels as a cope.
love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears
Thinking what bear hell would be: A type of animal which is both forced to stay awake though the cold, dark winter, and has no fur and papery skin so they feel every hailstone, and lives in tightly-packed spaces with no territory to speak of, that must eat tiny meals every day and is unable to properly gorge and store food. It has claws, but the claws are weak and bend and break easily, and generally can't even draw blood, never mind tear open a deer's belly.
We're bear hell.





















