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PILE 1 :-

Oooooo handsome man alert !!!!! I usually never refer to genders in such general readings but BUT the energy of this card is so MANLY i had no choice . He's HOT 🔥 ... Gorgeous eyes , that model smolder gaze yknow what I mean. Disciplined , Gentleman who's a tad bit intimidating to everyone who knows him . He's perfectly built . Literally a guy who seems a tad bit too good to be true you know . I'm seeing passionate fiery nature . He sees , decides and then gets it . He's very ...systematic like that . Zero ZERO indecisiveness . He will probably be the one to ask you out. He might seem a bit grumpy at first , but that's only until you get to know him . He's a little reserved with his words , even when he gets comfortable. It's not easy for him to be vulnerable. He's used to naturally being the strong af pillar everyone leans on . All in all , BRO IS PERFECT 💯 . 10/10 . LITERALLY . 👀👀

PILE 2 :-

Come on , say it with me , WE LOVE A PARTNER WHO IS EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE ❣️ BECAUSE THIS PERSON IS . Ahhhhh I'm so happy for you guys . Emotionally available , IN THIS ECONOMY. MY GOD Y'ALL HIT THE JACKPOT . This person is soft , understanding , capable of loving so so sooooo much it's crazy . They're soothing to near about everyone and everything around them . So don't be surprised if animals gravitate towards this person . Snow white in real life fr 😭 . But they also have boundaries and aren't afraid to let you know when you've crossed it . So REST ASSURED they will COMMUNICATE . uff . That's already beyond better 🤗🤗🤗🤗 y'all have fun on your date kids 😉 (don't be surprised if they end up wearing blue 🔵 on you guys' first date) oh , and a fun fact I just noticed , they LOVE to accessorize. Do not be surprised if this person turns out to be your THE ONE 💞

PILE 3 :-

Ahhmmm 🤔 ... Okkk . So how ...do I say this . Hmmm ... This person is going to be a little bit ..two faced . Might , lie to you about their age so be on the lookout . Either they'll make themselves older than they are or younger . Either way ...I can see a hint of catfishing . Honestly I'm not getting good vibes from the card , so ...yeah , just be cautious . They will try to show themselves off as someone they're NOT . I'm warning you up ahead . My guts ain't ever wrong .they might even try to gaslight you or let you believe that they're the right one for you . Yknow that 'wrong' kinda too good to be true vibes ? That's what this person will feel like to you at one point. And when it does , LEAVE . DO NOT STAY . Also , another fact - might pretend to be a vegan , or a tree lover . THEY'RE NOT 🚫.

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children

In which Captain Amelia (left), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic cat, had hybrid babies with Doctor Doppler (middle), an extra terrestrial anthropomorphic dog, whom also gave birth to the babies

post (YESTERDAY) it stopped at

the second Eggman

Imagine if one day you were given a choice: Become immortal and indestructible for eternity, unable to be harmed by anything ever again, and get to live forever.

However, in order to achieve that you must give up whatever your purpose in life is. Whatever it is that you were always meant to do, what you were supposed to contribute to the overall scheme and future of the life of the universe, your purpose… the whole reason you were even created, even born in the first place. You must give that up. You don’t know what that is. You’ll never know; But, regardless, you say yes.

Perhaps you assume you wouldn’t have made any sort of significant difference anyway. That butterfly effect theory or whatever they call it? Nah, you call bullshit. It doesn’t matter - you don’t matter, at least not to anything outside of your immediate connections - and it’ll all be fine, and you’ll just live forever with minimal (or maybe even no) consequences.

So, yay! You’re now immortal. You’ll never die or get hurt ever again. Wee!

But then, centuries and centuries later (not to mention that by this point you’ve gone through horrible heartbreak and misery and despair because every loved one you ever had, every friend you ever made, ever person you barely got to know, has passed away, died as you lived on long without them, helpless to do anything for them as you watched them perish, unable to ever go with them or ever see them again. But I digress), now, you learn you actually were important in the grand scheme of things. You were supposed to be a key factor in the world’s survival, long ago; but, because of the choice you made (immortality over individual purpose), you were never given the knowledge or awareness or resources or ability to save the world that you were always supposed to obtain, before you unknowingly made the wrongest choice to ever wrong.

Needless to say, you’ve fucked up big time.

The entire universe as we know it is destroyed soon after this horrifying revelation. It implodes, collapses in on itself, essentially forming a massive black hole or something. Stars, nebulae, galaxies, solar systems and planets, worlds and worlds of living people and things, and light-years of time and space and life, all sucked up into absolute, indefinite nothingness.

But you remain.

Just you. Floating amongst, spiraling around, rocketing through, suspended in… nothing. With a feeling of such unbelievable loneliness that your feeble brain can hardly perceive, can’t possibly hope to comprehend. Not only are you the only living thing left, you don’t even have one inanimate object to keep you company. You have literally. Nothing. And you are literally nowhere. I mean, technically, you are now the universe - if it would bring you petty comfort to think about it that way. You. Only you. With nothing, no one, nowhere. Forever. And ever. And ever.

All because you thought you didn’t matter. That you had no real, meaningful purpose. That you could never possibly make a difference.

But you did. And now look what you’ve gotten yourself into, you silly nugget. You’re gonna be pretty bored and lonely for that eternity, huh?

Or maybe it was out of selfishness. Maybe this wasn’t because you felt useless, but because you simply only cared about prolonging your own life and nothing else. Hm.

The moral here? Be selfless, and always know and remember that you matter.

Or else, one day, you might destroy the universe. And be left to suffer, and be tortured horribly and endlessly by the void of nothingness that has consumed you. With no way to escape. Ever.

Other moral because I got sidetracked from my initial point - all things considered, would you choose longevity over purpose? Immortality over meaning? 

OR, IDK, MAYBE SOME IDIOT JUST LAMINATED A STUPID PIECE OF PAPER TOWEL FOR NO GOOD REASON

AND MAYBE I SHOULDNT BE LOOKING FOR THE ANSWERS TO THE MEANING OF OUR SHORT, FRAGILE LIVES IN

A LAMINATED

PAPER

T OW E L

IDK MAN,

and the pages of that book

were made out of

laminated

thank you

European wolf (Canis lupus lupus) fails to jump in tree