Mara Jade

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

you could spinny chair past

thank you for that surely unbiased suggestion spinnychairofficial

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list

Lark Oak is the most character ever. He’s 1/8th elf. He brought about the apocalypse because he wanted to kill god. He loves his brother. He slept with his brothers wife. He smokes herbal cigarettes because they make him look “gritty.” He’s 38. He hand-sewed a bulletproof vest into his nephews mascot costume. He hates his dad. He’s one half of the Lord of Chaos. He learnt Elvish and taught it to his nephew. He tried to mass sacrifice people to said god when he was 13.