my blog of random junk

It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.

I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it

I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally

Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere

Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it

"women under 19" is an interesting way to describe teenagers 15-19

"Women under 19" is a weird way to say "children"

ive been feeling so much more gender agnostic lately, not in a way that devalues gender expression, but just in a "gender should not matter in any way shape or form except for matters of personal expression, and there is no such thing as exclusive experiences and feelings that are locked behind being a specific gender" kinda way that i think a lot of people would send me weird messages for

i want a wizard hat to help me focus my mana where can i purchase a wizard hat

Who the fuck is that

They dont even know the shop wizard

As it turns out, Herobrine is an actual username on Minecraft, confirming he’s real. I know this because Mineimator can go through minecraft java and grab the currently used skin of pretty much any java player ever created. And it turns out Herobrine is real, and he is currently wearing a cat onesie, and words can not express my fucking confusion.