me when i

[image description: digital sketch of a person pointing at a cyclops. there are speech bubbles that seem to be screenshotted discord messages. the cyclops says, "hey guys." the person says "polyamorous" in all caps. the cyclops says "not what i'm called," also in all caps. end image description.]

People don’t even want to say le sigh anymore. le sigh

line of cop cars on a high speed chase down the i-94 unable to catch a beetle going over 100 miles per hour

everyone should try the experience of making a post as arbitrary as this and then watching people theyve never seen before with pfps of a guy in a combination racing suit and bug costume tag it as their favorite media, Beetle Who Goes 100 Miles an Hour

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

honey-nut clarity

post-nut cheerios

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life