The Bird William Shakeshack

Neal is a hecking gift.

this is a very good resource for an rpg character gjcjiscnnsjc

My new guide to professional email greetings.

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

~ Bartleby, the Scrivener: A Story of Wall-Street Herman Melville, 1853

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

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Melville, H. (1851). Moby-Dick, or, the whale https://doi.org/10.5962/bhl.title.62077

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

It’s a common misconception that there are no wizards in the midwest USA. The truth is there are plenty, they just use their powers exclusively for making new and fucked up kinds of salad

evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

If as you're reading this post you're in a sufficiently private and relaxed situation that you feel comfortable doing so, why not go ahead and make a weird noise with your mouth and/or voice. Maybe try to find one you've never done before in your life, to have the satisfaction of expanding your palette of possible physical actions a tiny bit. You may surprise yourself, you may be inspired to new curiosity towards the peculiar and unique machinery of your body. Only if you want to though.

i don't "date" and i don't "chill" and i don't "hang out." i make pacts. i swear oaths. i forge unbreakable bonds. this makes me a cool breezy person to take on road trips et cetera

"i have the right of way" was a form of protective charm uttered by urban travellers in the early 21st century. They believed this phrase acted as a ward against danger and injury, invoking the divine spirit of 'Traffic Law', one of their primary deities.