hot tea n hubris

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

love putting a little. period in the middle of my sentences to create a little pause

you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

i hate that diet culture means all the tasty drinks everywhere are loaded with stevia now. this isn't even a stance about health, I just think it tastes so fucking bad

Keep moving J002E3, this is Earth’s turf.

We really do owe the Moon a lot. I mean, she's HUGE compared to the sorts of moons a planet like ours usually gets. A planet our size can usually expect a couple of decent asteroid captures, but nothing like her. And because she's so big, 1/4 of our mass, her gravity deflects so much space crap from coming near us. She's like a big, burly knight with a big shield. I like her.

stuck in a timeloop but everyone retains all their memories from each loop and also they know it’s my fault and they’re mad at me

yo bro lets just dillydally later when ur free

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

omg guys happy bone swallowing august

i remember july like it was yesterday

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications