Wizard Lizard

chat Imma be so dead ass rightnow frfr...

Shoutout to Dark Souls 3's "Fire Witches" still being my favorite basic enemies in the series. their design and stature is imposing but what really elevates them is their Animations, Sound Design, and Attention to detail

the first time you hear one walking the streets before you even see it is a pant shitting moment especially after you turn around and see it surrounded by 6 other enemies, then it slams its staff (halberd) into the ground and you KNOW your ass is about to be fried. their actual attack animations feel just a bit more Calculated than the Pontiff Knights or any other enemies in the region and the way they walk around in that very stiff posture as the robes and short cape flow behind them is perfect! then you put on the armour and you start just...noticing the little things The chestplate is almost a perfect ribcage with its own spine, the Little decorative gold trimmings (likely a left over part of their past as Gwyndolins Silver Knights) then the even smaller details, the shoulder and hip plates have runic circles chaotically engraved into them, the ever so light scratches and nicks in the armor.

What Music tastes does each version have?

I think Del Toro's Frankenstein would be way into musicals today

Oh and you know at least half of them are breaking out in dance as they work!

Ok so you know how pokemon does those giant plushies like mareep and gardevoir and what not?

Like this?

Ok

Yeah yeag you got the image now

This...but make it a giant Grimlock plushie instead!

Like just give me a giant grimlock plushie I can hug and cuddle in bed with and Im immediately sold

Bonus points if it comes with the cute little apron as an accessory to dress it up in

Imagine being the last surviving individual of an entire age of history after a mass extinction?

Imagine being the last dinosaur to survive the KPG extinction event

What seems like everlasting darkness, choking soot in the air and probably worst of all No food to eat that your body can digest, No other dinosaurs around just skittering little mammals beneath your feet and tint birds following you.

Again grim idea sorry I just thought of it and realized "man this would make a really grim horror short film" ;v;

Or I guess the more proper term would be...thriller?

The Carian Sorcery Sword (not my screenshot)

I remember testing this out on my 80 int 50 Dex build at the time so excited my favorite weapon class was getting a Catalyst Hybrid from my Favorite faction and then becoming so

...so livid cause BACK IN MY DAY at max upgrade this thing was getting outdamaged by the basic rapier (magic infusion) and its spells were being out damaged BY AN UNUPGRADED STONE DIGGERS STAFF!! LIKE....WHAT!?!?!?!?!