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I spent WAY too long rendering this.
Throwback to the first SVSSS art I ever made! Still really proud of it.

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star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home
Why would I want to go home?
unfortunately, several admirals will be called into rule on whether you can be permitted to stay here without screwing up the timestream, and if after their deliberations they decide to grant you political asylum then unfortunately you will die in a tragic accident in the last three minutes of the episode.
[svsss] centuries after the original luo binghe's story ends, shen yuan is born 1/2
Martha and Jonathan find a baby in an ark. There is no note with him, but they see how tenderly he was swaddled, how desperately sent here, and they look at each other and they know. She was on the Kindertransport. He lost his parents to the camps. Martha's eyes say "He is like us." Her voice says, "Moses in the bullrushes."
They take him home. They give him the Hebrew name Kal-El and the American name Clark so he will fit in. They know what it is to be different. There is no Hebrew school in Smallville so they teach him at home, and study Torah together. When he shows special abilities, they wonder to each other if he is the Moshiach. Not for the strength of his body, but for the strength of his kindness. He always seems to be helping others, delivering them from harm, as he was delivered to them. They never tell him this, but they teach him about the obligations without measure. He's a natural.
At school, he is side-eyed for being different. When he displays eccentricities, the villagers shrug and say "maybe it's a Jewish thing." The Kents make sure he values his education, and is always home for Shabbas dinner.
His is bar-mitzva'd at the nearest shul, a few towns over. They didn't know his birthday, so they chose one near Parshat Shemot. Now they worry that was too on-the-nose, but he gives a moving d'var about the obligation to speak truth to power.
As he comes into his own and tries to be a hero, he hides his identity from the public, not out of shame, but to keep his adopted parents safe. They've been persecuted enough.
When he moves to the big city for a job at a newspaper, Pa is so proud he cries. Clark uses his journalistic skills to expose corruption, give voice to the neglected and oppressed, and research his own origins. When he learns the truth about Krypton and his birth parents' desperate bid to send him to safety, Ma and Pa are not at all surprised that they were right.
When Clark brings Lois home, he assures his parents she is a nice Jewish girl, but they're just glad she's a mensch. They step on a glass to remember the destruction of Krypton, and stand under a chuppah quilted by Ma.
A white billionaire spews lies about him, trying to spread fear of the stranger in their midst. He comes out in public and says "There's nothing more American than being an immigrant."
When the government turns against immigrants, he stands on the side of the protestors and protects. Tear gass does nothing to him. He makes himself a shield. He writes article after article in the Daily Planet, making sure the public knows what their government is doing, that immigrants know their rights, that the powerful are put on notice. When they start rounding people up, he says "Never again."
He shows up at immigrant detention centers, armed with miracles. And says "Let my people go."
#i'm not crying you are#this hit me right in the feels#weren't many of the og superman creators jewish?
They were! Superman was created in 1938 by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster, two Jewish boys, sons of immigrants.
also thank you!

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Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.
Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE
Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.
in which shang qinghua gets a text
pages 3-7 / ???
READ FROM START
in which shen yuan regrets his life's choices
pages 8-9 / ???
READ FROM START
Incorrect Caretaker
Janeway: Find me a pilot who’s talented, insubordinate, and deeply annoying. Owen: Good, take my son. He can be your problem now. Paris: I’m only co-operating because prison is boring. Janeway: Excellent. Let’s go find my missing Vulcan bestie and also ruin your life further.
Kim: Wow, my first day in Starfleet! I hope nothing traumatic happens. Stadi: *dies* Cavit: *dies dramatically* Caretaker: *banjo noises* Surprise! You’re all in the Delta Quadrant now. I'll be stealing your new kid, k thx bye!
Doctor: I’m a hologram, not a therapist, but I can tell morale is already terrible.
Neelix: Hello strangers! I will now attach myself to your crew like an enthusiastic parasite!
B'Elanna: I hate you, Starfleet. Kim: I kind of like you, Maquis.
Kazon: Give us water or we’ll shoot you. Janeway: Here, have some water Neelix: No, no water for you! *shoots the water* Kes: Please take me with you. I’ve been imprisoned for having opinions and terrible taste in men.
Chakotay: Paris, I hate you. Paris: Great, because I hate me too.
Caretaker: I’m dying. Also, I may have accidentally doomed an entire planet. Oops. Caretaker: I couldn't get Harry Kim pregnant so everyone's really screwed now *dies* Tuvok: Captain, fuck that dead rock - we can use the array to return home. Janeway: Or - and hear me out - we could blow it up and strand ourselves forever. Tuvok: That is… a choice.
B'Elanna: This fucking sucks. Chakotay: Not gonna lie, I'm quite happy with this arrangement
Paris: So, am I still a criminal? Janeway: Yes, but now you’re my criminal. Chakotay: And I’m your first officer because you need someone to do the paperwork? Janeway: Kind of? You also give me legitimacy with your crew… and you're kinda hot Chakotay: … Who's the dude in that photo with you? Janeway: … Who?
Janeway: We’re 70,000 light‑years from home. Kim: How long will it take to get back? Janeway: About 75 years. Neelix: Plenty of time for me to experiment with Leola root! Tuvok: I foresee no logical escape from this.

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Months ago someone said blaming it on Airplane every time we rip something from a different piece of media for our fics it implies that „that bitch is well read“ and I still think about it almost daily
ok i’ve been curious about something. can you name a character who is, all three at once,
1. canonically female (no variation)
2. canonically the protagonist of her story (if it’s an ensemble cast you have to say you can legitimately see her as The main character)
3. your personal #1 favorite character in that story (ties are acceptable)
?
yes
no
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Golden Hawkeye
What? It's just some high-ranking official with his bodyguard
tatooine boy discovers not all planets are covered in sand, will need an hour or so to process this
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This is the wrong Cinderella story, mostly because neither of them is poor or in need of saving. But SY is going to spend a very long time believing he's basically this poor wandering warrior's sugar daddy.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 4/4 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain’s Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Luo Binghe, Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Shang Qinghua, Mu Qingfang, Yue Qingyuan Additional Tags: Immortal Alliance Conference (Scum Villain), Post-Immortal Alliance Conference (Scum Villain), Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Permanent Injury, Attempted Murder, Angst with a Happy Ending, Grief/Mourning, Reunions, Reunited and It Feels so Good Series: Part 1 of Febuwhump 2025, Part 1 of mute!sqq au Summary:
Caught up in these thoughts, with the System breathing down his neck, Shen Qingqiu does not properly assess the situation as he should.
Perhaps the biggest mistake Shen Qingqiu makes in this moment is not his confidence in Luo Binghe’s abilities nor the potential ripple effects of the changed situation surrounding his broken seal: it’s that he doesn’t think to be cautious of Luo Binghe.
Shen Qingqiu, in his years in this role, has never harmed Luo Binghe. He hasn’t betrayed Luo Binghe yet. Shen Qingqiu has become far too accustomed to their easy, fond companionship. He forgets, in this moment, the way qi balance shifting wildly out of equilibrium can make people behave in unexpected, unpredictable, often violent ways.
Even toward those they love.
or: Shen Qingqiu makes a potentially catastrophic error at the Immortal Alliance Conference. One that changes everything…yet not what Shen Qingqiu cares about most.
psych style adaptation of king arthur where everyone thinks merlin has magic because he keeps solving camelot’s problems but he actually has no magical ability at all and it’s just that everyone else is incompetent. he keeps up the magic thing though by making up weird prophecies and cryptic comments because he kind of needs a job
sir kay is the lassiter figure like so pissed off all the time that merlin is obviously lying and won’t stop interfering with his job, but arthur just kind of keeps merlin around because like yeah the magic thing is ridiculous…but somehow he still is solving everything and doing better than the actual people i hired (kay). so fine by me!
people keep saying this is just connecticut yankee NO. connecticut yankee kills the whimsy and the magic and says look isn’t it funny now? isn’t it funny to strip away the whimsy? no. we are keeping the whimsy. in this plot line magic is still very much real and a very useful skill to have in a royal advisor, one that’s highly sought after. it’s just that merlin doesn’t have it
real magician shows up to court and merlin is like im so fucked. desperately trying to take notes on what real magicians do the whole time. toward the end of the episode merlin realizes this guy is faking too and reveals him as a fraud to the whole court, of course in a way that confirms everyone’s belief that merlin does in fact have magical abilities. arthur is very pleased, patting merlin on the back. “wow I can’t believe he almost got away with that. it’s crazy how easy magic is to fake.” merlin smiles, sweating buckets. sir kay is staring daggers