toe to tip, that is a bart

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

Ever since our storylines intertwined, I cannot stop smiling. You are the best plot twist.

Thick straight guys don't DESERVE to be thick

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

anakin kills younglings asmr

[anakin whispering real low into the mic] uhhhhhh mmm nhnl  *smacks lips* uhhhh *uncomfortably loud lightsaber noise in left earbud* *coughs* *lightsaber sounds* *children screaming*

we 👏shouldn't👏have👏to👏sacrifice👏our👏mental👏health👏for👏school👏

this is so purely evil

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

OH MY GO D

women folk music artists comfort me on a whole nother level.. i want to go live in a cottage on the coast near the mountains w/ m’love, growing veggies and flowers and learning to knit and work with clay

jaws the shark is antifascist