Witch54x

there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

how i back up in the target parking lot after my car is 15% out of the space and it’s now legally not my fault if i get hit

i think this post has had more cultural impact than all 4 rebuild films combined

it shouldnt be illegal to kidnap a guy if he looks really sad and you know he would have a better life in captivity

they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).

There's also the stone rule: Just start hitting people.

that’s right

my stroke game has improved but my soul has atrophied