Zeles

Regulus: are you seriously quoting Notting Hill right now

James:

Regulus:

@tastelessleather @neverlet @dtmsrpfcringe @noblehouseofgay @wyndigos-blog

@maraudering-times @marauders-brain-rot @caiizawa @hexa-ro @orion120048

@wishiknew224 @garden-of-runar @aesthetic-writer18 @the-stars-drowning @bralnwashed

so sorry but too tired to @ ppl

This....this is what you find when we click...

also Sirius' booty is fatal????

Thanks for the tag @beauty-is-terrror

Last song: Swan Upon Leda by Hozier

Favourite colour(s): dark greens, navy blue, browns

Last book: reread Bacchae and other plays by Euripides

Last movie: Brideshead revisited

Last TV show: I don’t watch them

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

Relationship status: cursed

Last thing I googled: name of the newspaper in my country

Current obsession: ovid

Looking forward to: Going to Switzerland next week

Last song: From Eden by Hozier

Favourite colour(s): witchy kind of green (idk the colour name) and black(mostly in outfits)

Last book: Cat's eye by Margaret Atwood

Last movie: Before sunset

Last TV show: Hannibal

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

Relationship status: Not wanting one

Last thing I googled: The cactus by O'Henry pdf

Current obsession: songs and trying to match the outfits that I have

Looking forward to: The semester break

Tagging:

Favourite colour: lavender

Last book: foul lady fortune by Chloe gong

Last movie: dead poets society

Last tv show: doctor who

Sweet/spicy/savoury: savoury

Relationship status: hopeless romantic, but don’t want one yet

Last thing I googled: uquiz

Current obsession: become an academic weapon (I haven’t studied in AGES)

Looking forward to: the summer holidays!

Npt :D

Last book: Emma - Jane Austen

Last movie: Inside Out 2

Last tv show: Girl Meets World

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet

Relationship status: Alone, hopeless romantic but no ready for a relationship yet

Last thing I googled: ao3 lol

Last song: Casual

Favourite colour(s): navy, red, burnt orange, purple

Last book: Great Gatsby (if u count fics Art Heist Baby)

Last movie: Life Aquatic

Last TV show: Heartstopper

Sweet/spicy/savoury: Savoury

Relationship status: Taken :)

Last thing I googled: Cool artists

Current obsession: Marauders

Looking forward to: Getting to hold hands and be stupid with my partner!!!

deity of relaxation? i bestow a relaxing evening to all of my lovely moots <33

this is. this is so good dude oml

deity of dark is a sick ass name and i fuckin love the dark and its the exact opposite of my chosen name which somehow makes it cooler (lux, meaning light)

np tags!!

inspiration ♡

(or at least I'm pretty sure that's what it was)

Yeah, I fucken wish 😔

Seems it remembers me

fuck yeah, i like attention

@winedownthesink @rat-detector @rateater2000 @mildlybizarrecorvid @mrmorphea

Now, with this second summoning, new power flows through me and it is just as potent as the first!

I have not simply the power of division and all it entails, but health as well!

Such broad concepts, such glorious, joyous potency they bring...

And to conclude, I shall give the same refrain I repeated in my first ascendance...

that sounds terrible

@sotiredimbored

@berryzxx

@kaylivesinchaos

@motivationequaldead89

@nilloctheorc

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@cheekyboybeth

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@froggymagician

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@winterpandafreak

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@galaxysplove

@entropyeverywhere

@give-me-a-username-plz

@nickbutnodick

@justafanbutcurious

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@thelastneuron

@starsandmarsbars

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@ravenwordss

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@saturn-in-retrograde0

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

@ashstillalive

@madame-marauder

that’s kinda cool ig

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?